Day: May 11, 2023
Canadian Tolerance
Canadian Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in Ontario, says: “I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto.”
“I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant, regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.”
“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, The Turban Cowboy, and the other, a topless bar, would be called You Mecca Me Hot.”
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called Iraq of Ribs.”
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called “Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret“, with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side, a liquor store called Morehammered.”
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or at least smiling at this point, it is either past your bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
Conservative Only MEMES
Funnies…
Good Stuff
Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon
We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain
Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. –Charles Swindoll
THE SPHINX—SPACE WARS
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This is your government experimenting on helpless children. It is much like the Tuskegee syphilis experiments on Blacks in the 1940s.
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/republican-transgender-study/2023/05/09/id/1119187/
https://www.cdc.gov/tuskegee/timeline.htm
Do you wonder why some people don’t want government shots.
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Who runs America.
Kemp, the Georgia Governor, is helping to fire woke District Attorneys and Prosecutors. They should be tried and imprisoned.
Criminals & thieving politicians run the sanctuary cities.
Child groomers-those who prepare 6 year old kids for sex.
California has the most lenient pedophile laws. It’s what the voters want, otherwise they would vote the politicians out.
In every budget, I hope Congress forbids any Federal Tax money paid for any form of reparations.
Sports. Are the horse racing agencies doing their job ?
https://nypost.com/2023/05/07/kentucky-derby-peta-calls-churchill-downs-killing-field/
Don’t expect help from the ASPCA. Only 7 percent of their millions help animals.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/aspca-spending-donor-cbs-news-investigation/
https://www.theonion.com/mysterious-deaths-at-churchill-downs-investigated-by-wo-1850404882
Those guys !
The National Champs, University of Georgia, decline a visit to the White House. Woof, woof.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/09/georgia-football-team-declines-joe-bidens-white-house-invite/
Media. Did “The View” demand that entertainer Geraldo get a sex change to continue his performance.
Joey/Democratic Stuff.
Is there anything that Biden doesn’t control ?
News of illegal immigrants.
https://nypost.com/2023/05/09/nyc-asks-flatiron-building-owner-to-shelter-migrants-report/
https://nypost.com/2023/05/09/hochul-mia-on-nyc-vs-suburb-migrant-war-critics/
My last Big Member Lori bulletin–she declares an emergency on influx of illegals, 5 days before leaving office.
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The kids were found just before the school teachers brought over the puberty-blockers.
https://www.theonion.com/nation-s-missing-children-thankfully-all-found-at-frien-1850370569
The Martian Chronicles.
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The first-full-time-female President.
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The Orbit Editor: What’s up with space war, LL ?
Fly Me To The Moon Cat: The Chinese are planning to destroy our satellites. It’s true. Every time you use a credit card the data goes to a satellite then to an Earth location. Most of America’s war data during battle goes through satellites.
It’s easy to disable satellites.
Our Asian brothers have already shot down a satellite, to make a point.
https://www.space.com/3415-china-anti-satellite-test-worrisome-debris-cloud-circles-earth.html
All the Ruskies or China have to do is shoot millions of BBs into space. One rocket could do it.
https://www.britannica.com/technology/space-debris
See Don Leemmone Twerk.
Adios, Don.
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Fomalhaut’s Dusty Debris Disk
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, Processing: András Gáspár (Univ. of Arizona), Alyssa Pagan (STScI), Science: A. Gáspár (Univ. of Arizona) et al.
Explanation: Fomalhaut is a bright star, a 25 light-year voyage from planet Earth in the direction of the constellation Piscis Austrinus. Astronomers first noticed Fomalhaut’s excess infrared emission in the 1980s. Space and ground-based telescopes have since identified the infrared emission’s source as a disk of dusty debris surrounding the hot, young star related to the ongoing formation of a planetary system. But this sharp infrared image from the James Webb Space Telescope’s MIRI camera reveals details of Fomalhaut’s debris disk never before seen, including a large dust cloud in the outer ring that is possible evidence for colliding bodies, and an inner dust disk and gap likely shaped and maintained by embedded but unseen planets. An image scale bar in au or astronomical units, the average Earth-Sun distance, appears at the lower left. Fomalhaut’s outer circumstellar dust ring lies at about twice the distance of our own Solar System’s Kuiper Belt of small icy bodies and debris beyond the orbit of Neptune.
Tomorrow’s picture: Halley dust
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