You Can’t Fix Stupid

Just in case a Democrat accidentally took a wrong turn and ended up on my Tolley’s Topics blog, FYI:

The senile fool on the left is your Selected (not Elected) president. The old Geezer with the red tie is Robert Byrd, Dem Senator from West Virginia for over 51 years. In the early 1940s, Byrd recruited 150 of his friends and associates to form a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, a Democrat hate group. Keep voting  for the Democrat ticket, shortly down the road…you will all be reporting to Illegal Immigrants.

Your Commander-in-Chief  Thief-in-Chief, Joe Biden, delivered Robert Byrd’s eulogy on July 2, 2010. They were the best of friends. Like leopards, they don’t change their spots.

Without a college degree in Stupidity, I can’t visualize Democrats  becoming any more stupid than they have already proven themselves to be.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

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MEMES of the Day

 

A Cool Cowboy

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 A COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest.

 

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

 

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

 


THE SPHINX—QUESTIONS

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Wyoming and California lose 60,000 pounds of explosive.  Maybe someone is planning another national tragedy.

https://www.kqed.org/news/11949697/california-officials-trying-to-track-down-missing-30-ton-shipment-of-explosive-chemicals

The Democrats will break every law, custom, agreement, and policy to be your master.

https://www.newsmax.com/us/florida-ron-desantis-naacp/2023/05/21/id/1120657/

If over 30 percent of Americans support Joe, they deserve what is here/coming.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/05/21/cnn-freaks-out-over-bidens-low-poll-numbers-lowest-for-any-american-president-n2623518

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Gates wanted to vaccinate the Ruskie.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/21/epstein-threatened-to-expose-bill-gatess-affair-with-russian-bridge-player/

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The dems have no shame or morals.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/critics-rip-profile-of-casey-desantis-as-sexist-shameful/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/05/19/new-senate-bill-would-create-federal-agency-to-police-americans-for-misinformation-and-hate-speech-n2623476

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2023/05/19/the-lefts-war-on-masculinity-real-men-need-not-apply-n748471

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Oh, my.  Trans-people and drag queens are a cult.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cult

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/05/22/tampa-pride-festival-canceled-floridas-anti-groomer-legislation/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2023/05/21/la-dodgers-disinvite-anti-catholic-radicals-n2623463

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2023/05/23/los-angeles-dodgers-cave-to-the-alphabet-mafia-re-invite-sisters-of-perpetual-indulgence-to-pride-night-n750133

What would his Honor suggest ?  He has 10,000 of Biden’s 5.5 million illegals.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/05/22/eric-adams-says-migrants-should-be-sent-to-cities-throughout-the-country-n2623536

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We know that Obama, Clintons, DNC, media, and FBI sabotaged Trump’s Presidency.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/05/19/wait-thats-how-many-clinton-probes-the-fbi-quashed-ahead-of-the-2016-election-n2623462

The State Department bypasses lesbians and gays, to support transgenders.  Children are the ultimate target.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2023/05/19/state-department-promotes-transgenderism/

Portland finds a cause they can’t support, no it isn’t arson.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/05/19/when-left-wingers-in-portland-reject-it-you-know-it-was-a-very-bad-idea-n2623483

Poor Michelle, get a waiver from Joey.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/michelle-obamas-juice-brand-fails-own-health-standards-experts-reveal

These people are insane–stop them–they are talking about children.

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2023/05/20/leftist-nebraska-state-senators-meltdown-offers-more-proof-we-are-governed-by-crazy-people/

JetBlue is ready.  If not, the end will be quick.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/jetblue-flight-attendant-stuns-with-animated-safety-demo/

Hunter cries poverty as he flies in on a private plane.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/20/hunter-biden-cried-poverty-but-still-flew-to-his-child-support-hearing-on-a-private-jet/

One day, maybe.

https://www.the-sun.com/tech/8165769/inside-eagle-biggest-plane-boeing/

Pay attention, thimk.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/21/it-employee-sues-boss-after-mistaking-his-initials-for-lewd-reference-email-abbreviations-for-sexual-advances/

The Democratic Senate majority makes the rules.  Speaking of smelly politicians, Hill-gal has an opinion on Joey.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/05/22/john-fetterman-has-turned-the-us-senate-into-a-rehab-facility-n749808

https://nypost.com/2023/05/22/hillary-clinton-admits-age-is-an-issue-for-biden-in-2024/

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Men.  You can say you are a woman, and meet hot chicks in the big-house.

https://babylonbee.com/video/9-reasons-why-being-a-man-is-awesome

https://today.rtl.lu/news/luxembourg

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Women.  You can identify as a male and be stupid.

https://www.theonion.com/nostalgic-woman-hopes-barbie-movie-lives-up-to-girlho-1850387104

https://www.oann.com/

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The Question Editor:  Why do you report so much gloomy news, LL ?

The Gloomy Cat:  I just try to report news that many readers don’t have time to research, and find the truthful articles.  The MSM has been lying continuously  for 8 years.  The Democrats and Republicans are both corrupt, but the R’s are more patriotic and family oriented.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/05/01/moore-to-the-point-no-news-is-good-news-n739537

Don’t let these creeps near school students.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2023/05/02/the-transgender-activist-community-is-about-to-be-taught-a-long-overdue-lesson-n739989

Changing the subject–I agree with Megyn Kelly on her woke-trans-mutilate children message.

https://redstate.com/tladuke/2023/05/02/megyn-kelly-officially-joins-the-facts-over-feelings-crowd-over-biological-women-n739788

Here is an article that escaped my reporters.  It appears to have occurred in September of 2022.  Thanks again to RW.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cheez-it-crowns-100-real-originals-of-reality-tv—snooki-and-rupaul—with-exclusive-box-features-301624634.html

There is no question here, New York’s dogs are taking a walk and getting stoned.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/02/dog-weed-poisonings-increase-as-nyc-stoners-discard-joints/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Observatory Aligned with Moon Occulting Jupiter
Image Credit & Copyright: Rick Whitacre; Text: Natalia Lewandowska (SUNY Oswego)

Explanation: Sometimes we witness the Moon moving directly in front of — called occulting — one of the planets in our Solar System. Earlier this month that planet was Jupiter. Captured here was the moment when Jupiter re-appeared from behind the surface of our Moon. The Moon was in its third quarter, two days before the dark New Moon. Now, our Moon is continuously half lit by the Sun, but when in its third quarter, relatively little of that half can be seen from the Earth. Pictured, the Moon itself was aligned behind the famous Lick Observatory in California, USA, on the summit of Mount Hamilton. Coincidentally, Lick enabled the discovery of a moon of Jupiter: Amalthea, the last visually detected moon of Jupiter after Galileo‘s observations.

Tomorrow’s picture: in a cat’s eye

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