Bear On The Roof…

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A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

 He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.”

 He calls the number and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

 The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

 “What are you going to do,” the homeowner asks?

 “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. 

The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”

 He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

 “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.

 “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”


“I am really sick of the Gay Game” -Sheila Tolley-

Conservative Only MEMES



The HOR passed a debt-limit-increase of 1.5 TRILLION weeks ago.  JOEY LIES.  He wants to keep spending and go thru the same soap opera next year with more borrowed money.


Let’s have a vote.

Montana bans you-know-who.


Joe has already mostly crashed America, let him finish.  Dump his dead body with Osama’s in the Indian Ocean.

Buckle up for safety on Memorial Day.


Don’t you want to pay over $50,000.00 for a car, then pay extra each month for heated seats, back-up cameras, air, radio, etc.?  It won’t stop with heated seats.


People who support this should join the armed forces today, now, at once, immediately.

If America is to be saved it will take 20 years.



DeSantis is playing hardball, just like Pigwoman use to.  Keep the crap out of public funded institutions.

The North Carolina state house overrides the Democrat Governor’s veto.


Americans can drive their old cars for another 70 years–like the Cubans still do–driving those 1955 Chevrolets.

This won’t happen.

Here are the 1950 predictions for life on Earth in 2000.

Gavin denies vote-by-mail for agricultural union voting.  It is too vulnerable to fraud, he said.

Hopefully, they will drop below the pizza channel.

Maybe next week Bud’s drop will reach 30%.  They want to temporarily redesign the bottles, and after a while put the man in a pink dress.

Joey has more secret visitors than Jeffrey Epstein.

Bud Light is free.


The victims of Pigwoman’s J-6 persecution trials could also get the coupons.


AOC is the one.

AOC should forget about the Pringles Chips and work on catching fellow Democrats by putting an insider-trading stock tip in the coconut. Don’t mess with her.


I Research Stupid Public Employees Editor:  Have you found our most stupid fool for the week, LL ?

I Have Cat:  This creature should serve 3 years in the armed forces.  She wants electric vehicles for the military.  Would you want 4,000 pounds of batteries in your Abrams Tank or 4,000 more pounds of shells ?

Actual video of Desert Storm.

Woke electric army tanks.

Maybe batteries could run these vehicles—maybe battles will be fought in only daylight—maybe Jennifer Granholms is a Commie fool.

A couple of EverReady batteries would get this going.

An Electric Eel will be placed in every government sink.

We could use some Democrat-Liberal-Radical toads for special duty.  The Romans had it going.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Curly Spiral Galaxy M63
Image Credit & Copyright: Sophie Paulin, Jens Unger, Jakob Sahner

Explanation: A bright spiral galaxy of the northern sky, Messier 63 is nearby, about 30 million light-years distant toward the loyal constellation Canes Venatici. Also cataloged as NGC 5055, the majestic island universe is nearly 100,000 light-years across, about the size of our own Milky Way. Its bright core and majestic spiral arms lend the galaxy its popular name, The Sunflower Galaxy. This exceptionally deep exposure also follows faint, arcing star streams far into the galaxy’s halo. Extending nearly 180,000 light-years from the galactic center, the star streams are likely remnants of tidally disrupted satellites of M63. Other satellite galaxies of M63 can be spotted in the remarkable wide-field image, including faint dwarf galaxies, which could contribute to M63’s star streams in the next few billion years.

Tomorrow’s picture: Galileo’s Europa

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