Hooker’s Lips

A daughter asks her mother, “What are character qualities that I should look for in a marriage partner? You know, for someone that I will be spending my future with.”

The mother replied, ”Go ask your father, he did better than I did.”

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There have been more illegals coming across the Southern border under Joey than the population of Boston Massachusetts and surrounding counties—Boston-Cambridge-Newton, MA-NH 4,854,808.

DeSantis news.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2023/05/13/ron-desantis-throws-his-support-behind-daniel-penny-in-the-jordan-neely-incident-n745196

Trump news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/05/12/trump-rolls-out-new-shirt-aimed-at-taunting-cnn-n2623198

Illegals need rooms.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/12/homeless-vets-are-being-booted-from-ny-hotels-to-make-room-for-migrants-advocates/

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International news.

Impeach and/or indict Joey, Hunter, James, Jill, and the 6 grandchildren that Joe recognizes.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2023/05/10/oversight-committee-biden-family-business-received-over-10-million-from-romania-china-for-unknown-work/

The next 6 million illegals will be transitory, like Yellen’s inflation.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2023/05/10/biden-tells-americans-to-get-used-to-chaos-at-the-border-n2623060

If McCarthy won’t impeach this POS, he won’t impeach anyone.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/05/10/mayorkas-title-42-presser-n2623062

Facebook is still blocking anyone who disagrees with their Democratic Party ideas.

https://townhall.com/columnists/katiepavlich/2023/05/12/weve-been-blacklisted-again-n2623194

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These minors are some of the 85,000 missing children that Biden’s creeps lost.  Vote for Schumer and Joe, Nangal is on her last insider-trading deal.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/10/us-labor-department-releases-photos-of-children-working-in-slaughterhouse/

Stop by Bob’s House and say hi.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/10/bob-huggins-keeping-job-losing-1m-after-xavier-radio-comments/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/01/22/California-city-removes-mysterious-Bobs-House-road-sign/2381516630158/

The Canadian Prodigal Son returns.

https://redstate.com/benkew/2023/05/10/cbc-returns-to-twitter-less-than-a-month-after-quitting-in-a-huff-n743503

You never know.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/10/6-people-stung-to-death-by-killer-bees-after-bus-plummets-into-hive/

I’m tired of the airplane passengers not being civil and I’m a cat.  Give everyone a can of pepper-spray as they enter the plane.  Take another flight if you can’t get adjoining seats.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/28/i-refused-to-swap-plane-seats-so-a-mom-could-sit-with-toddler-hell-to-the-f-k-no/

https://nypost.com/2023/05/11/i-make-the-rules-pushy-flyer-goes-viral-for-wild-rant/

America is a crumbling society.  Thanks, Nancy-Schumer-Schiff-Nadler-Joe, and you Democratic hate-spreaders.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/11/moment-men-fling-rocks-concrete-during-road-rage-fight/

Be careful at nail salons.

https://nypost.com/2023/05/08/i-had-gel-nails-for-years-now-i-can-barely-move-my-hands/

UGA has a lawsuit.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/37596407/devin-willock-father-files-lawsuit-university-georgia

What was it, what did he say ?

https://pagesix.com/2023/05/12/abc-7-anchor-ken-rosato-immediately-fired-over-hot-mic-remark/

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M&Ms will help prevent motherhood.

https://www.theonion.com/m-m-s-announces-1-in-every-100-candies-acts-as-an-abort-1850413201

https://www.thelocal.it/tag/florence

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America needs to be able to fire Joey.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-fires-don-lemon-again-just-to-be-sure

https://www.oann.com/

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The Special Day Editor:  What is Mother’s Day, LL ?

Mama Cat:  That’s when we recognize the importance of mothers, females who have given birth, adopted mothers, and stepmothers.  No transes allowed.  Here is a little history.

https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/mothers-day

https://www.almanac.com/content/history-mothers-day

A visit, gift, card, or call will mean more than you know.