Dear FOX News:

Dear FOX News:

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-Sheila Tolley-

To all Connoisseurs of Good Puns

How do you make holy water?  You take some regular water & boil the hell out of it.

Will glass coffins be a success?  Remains to be seen.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?  One is really heavy and the other is a  little lighter.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.  One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?  There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?  A maybe.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.  I lost my case.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today?  I don’t know and don’t really care.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?  Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve. 

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

 I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”

 Need an ark?  I Noah guy.

I used to be indecisive; now I’m not so sure.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?  Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

 What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?  A Thesaurus.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.



Isn’t this amazing? Aldous Huxley’s quote made 61 years (3 generations ) ago and one year before he died, was Perfectly Prophetic for our sad
Big Pharma World of today.
-Sheila Tolley-

 Aldous Leonard Huxley, (born July 26, 1894, Godalming, Surrey, England—died November 22, 1963, Los Angeles, California.), English novelist and critic gifted with a far-ranging intelligence whose works are notable for their wit and pessimistic satire.

Seriously. Some Stupid Ass parents have given their children to the teachers to be brainwashed because they have allowed themselves to swallow the Activist/Government Kool-Aid.

These fools allow their kids to decide which gender they wish to be, then let them be mutilated mentally with pharmaceuticals or physically by having  parts cut off their young bodies.

These parents should be put in jail with the teachers, doctors, lawyers, elected officials, ETC. who participate in, or support this

-Sheila Tolley-

Conservative Only MEMES



This is a major case.  For years Congress has let agencies and the President make laws that they should clarify.  Biden’s power over immigration is like a King or Dictator.  Who approved the money for Joe to feed, clothe, medicate, house, and educate 5 million illegals ( so far ) ?


Take a guess on the results, remember Alec Baldwin’s case.


MTG has a funny interview with Randi Weingarten, President of the American Federation of Teachers.  Randi hasn’t taught school in about 26 years, isn’t a Medical Doctor, or raised her own ( born ) children.  She is a political-activist, like Al Sharpton.  Her wife is worse.

Joe is old. He could die naturally before November 2024.


Hollywood’s new security ambassadors stand by and watch an assault.


Here is a young hero.


If you don’t want to renege on the debt, take some money from all agencies.  Here is a novel Idea–BALANCE THE F’ING BUDGET.

This guy should be on the Democratic National Committee ( DNC ).

Snowden and Assange released this and more 5-10 years ago.

This means nothing.

It is just rumors.

AOC gets a terrible review.

With 12 fingers and disfigured scenes, maybe Artificial Intelligence ( AI ) has been doing the Kardashian’s photos.


RIP Gordon Lightfoot.


This is great news.

JFK advises Dianne.


Use Bud Light for target practice, but don’t buy anymore.  Bud is a gateway beer to liquor or toadstools.


The Second Amendment Editor:  What is new with guns, LL?

The Sensitive Cat:  I can’t stand the noise.  I use ear protection ( hide under the bed ), these might work for people.  They can be used with power tools, around children, or even with drunk/stoned relatives.

I wonder if this recognition system works ?  We don’t recommend products, but if there are small children or Democrats in the house it might save lives.

I wonder if this is worth the money ?

Always check with local authorities concerning concealed carry laws.

Another incompetent official is exposed in Joey’s administration.  The commies have started to define gun issues as ” like an AR-15 “.  I’m a cat, and  to me a gun–assault weapon, fires automatically if you hold the trigger down.

Get Pigleosi to come wash their feet, or send them to NYC.

These figures are probably as accurate as you can find.

Michiganders love the creep Gretchen.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

> Centaurus A: A Peculiar Island of Stars
Image Credit & Copyright: Marco Lorenzi, Angus Lau & Tommy Tse; Text: Natalia Lewandowska (SUNY Oswego)

Explanation: Galaxies are fascinating. In galaxies, gravity alone holds together massive collections of stars, dust, interstellar gas, stellar remnants and dark matter. Pictured is NGC 5128, better known as Centaurus A. Cen A is the fifth brightest galaxy on the sky and is located at a distance of about 12 million light years from Earth. The warped shape of Cen A is the result of a merger between an elliptical and a spiral galaxy. Its active galactic nucleus harbors a supermassive black hole that is about 55 million times more massive than our Sun. This central black hole ejects a fast jet visible in both radio and X-ray light. Filaments of the jet are visible in red in the upper left. New observations by the Event Horizon Telescope have revealed a brightening of the jet only towards its edges — but for reasons that are currently unknown and an active topic of research.

Tomorrow’s picture: black hole revisited

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