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If you want to fly, give up everything
that weighs you down.
Anonymous

Fun Facts: Really? Part 11

Yunessun Spa House in Hakone, a southeastern town in Japan, is now offering ramen noodle baths. The bath, consisting of ramen pork broth and synthetic noodles, allegedly helps improve the patient’s skin.

Colonel Sanders would often make surprise visits to KFC restaurants. If he was dissatisfied with the food, he would throw it on the floor and curse at the employees.

Despite being a millionaire, Steve Jobs only paid $500 in child support to his daughter Lisa. That’s the same girl he named the computer after but still denied that she was his daughter.

The owner of the Gin Tub in Brighton, England had a faraday cage built into its ceiling to block cell phone reception. He wants his patrons to socialize the old-fashioned way.

THE SPHINX—ANIMAL STORIES

A dream comes true.

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2026/07/29/idaho-boys-dream-kid-sized-garage-comes-true-after-he-overcomes-brain-tumor/

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Socialist Spain is what the Democrats want for NYC—ask Mamdani.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/31/world-news/thousands-of-illegal-african-migrants-overrun-spanish-enclave-turn-streets-into-open-toilets-and-bathe-in-fountains-an-apocalypse/

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Kamala and hubby buy a Malibu house.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/07/31/for-thee-but-not-for-me-kamala-harris-buys-8m-mansion-in-neighborhood-with-02-black-population-n2204996

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Give him some prison time.   It is a hate crime.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/07/30/man-allegedly-wages-war-on-13-teslas-loses-to-a-takeout-bag-n2204986

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POLITICS

Obama protected Fauci and his torture of beagles.

https://pjmedia.com/benbartee/2026/07/28/obama-ran-disinformation-campaign-to-cover-for-fauci-beagle-torture-program-diary-reveals-n4955517

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This creep is more of a Democrat than Obama.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/07/28/rogue-judge-finally-gets-an-act-named-after-him-heres-what-it-does-n2204899

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The Grizzly Editor:    Are the animals getting even, LL ?

The Don’t Run Cat:   Be careful when in dangerous areas—Chicago is excepted.

In Canada.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/18/us-news/video-captures-the-tense-moment-group-of-alaskan-hikers-come-face-to-face-with-a-grizzly-bear-on-a-trail/

In Yellowstone Park a bison tosses a visitor.   The guy was not near the animal when the attack started.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/21/us-news/grandpa-tossed-8-feet-into-air-by-yellowstone-bison-speaks-of-ordeal-from-his-hospital-bed/

Be as careful in the wild as if you were in NYC.

Born angry.

https://theonion.com/man-angry-he-got-hit-by-sprinkler-acting-like-hes-never-going-to-be-dry-again/

https://www.wyomingnews.com/

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Yum, Yum.

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-rfk-jr-eats-jimothy

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Fire Rainbow over West Virginia
Image Credit & Copyright: Christa Harbig

Explanation: What’s happening to this cloud? Ice crystals in a distant cirrus cloud are acting like little floating prisms. Known informally as a fire rainbow for its flame-like appearance, a circumhorizon arc appears parallel to the horizon. For a circumhorizontal arc to be visible, the Sun must be at least 58 degrees high in a sky where cirrus clouds present below — in this case cirrus fibratus. The numerous, flat, hexagonal ice-crystals that compose the cirrus cloud must be aligned horizontally to properly refract sunlight in a collectively similar manner. Therefore, circumhorizontal arcs are somewhat unusual to see. The featured fire rainbow was photographed in 2021 near North Fork Mountain in West Virginia, USA.

Tomorrow’s picture: photobombed nebula

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