Dog Quotes…Part 1

dogs bring happiness

“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.”

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” 

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” 

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” 

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”

“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” 

“The best therapist has fur and four legs.” 

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” 

“Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.” 

“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.” 

“If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.”

“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.” 

Cool Funny Quotes

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, but do count your coffee refills and toilet paper.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

Dolly.

https://pagesix.com/2026/08/25/entertainment/inside-the-late-dolly-partons-modest-early-life/?_gl=1*bx622t*_gcl_au*MjA2NDQ3NDk1NS4xNzg2MDE3ODIz*_ga*NTg1MzMxMTkyLjE3NzIyMTkxMjU.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3ODc3NDkxMTMkbzYxMCRnMCR0MTc4Nzc0OTExOCRqNTUkbDAkaDA

Clarence Thomas speaks up.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/us-news/justice-clarence-thomas-tears-into-lefty-notion-black-people-cant-be-conservative-indentured-servitude/

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Say it ain’t so.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/08/28/report-two-air-traffic-controllers-let-work-early-before-air-canada-jet-collision-with-fire-truck-n2206182

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Lake America.   I can’t use Huron-Ontario-Michigan-Erie-Superior to remember them as easily HOMES.

https://townhall.com/news/cameron-arcand/2026/08/27/trump-signs-order-to-rename-lake-ontario-to-lake-america-n2682024

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Iran

https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/world-news/traffic-through-strait-of-hormuz-skyrockets-nearly-400-in-2-weeks/

https://nypost.com/2026/08/23/world-news/iran-faces-triple-threat-as-control-over-hormuz-economy-wavers/

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Why not.

https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/canada-trump-lake/2026/08/25/id/1267222/

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What’s not up in China ?

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2026/08/25/china-delays-critical-moon-mission-until-next-year-n4956518

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WNBA

The WNBA wants males to play on minor girl’s teams, but not their team.   The NBA owns 40% of the WNBA

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/25/sportscaster-blames-sophie-cunningham-nastiness-towards-trans-community-n2681834

Justice

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/08/25/resident-takes-alleged-intruders-gun-kills-him-with-it/

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Delaware or bust.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/26/business/forget-florida-baby-boomers-flock-to-delaware-for-low-taxes-sandy-beaches/

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They want laws for you.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/28/gustavo-gordillo-fined-n2682062

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The Tired Of Politics Editor:   Are you still bored by the same ole lies, LL ?

The In A Coma Cat:   I sure am. I had rather try to catch an octopus.

It is too hot for more, enjoy the cool octopus like Rita.

Democrats!!!!!!!!

https://theonion.com/visit-to-girlfriends-family-provides-illuminating-insight-into-why-shes-asian/

https://www.w3newspapers.com/fiji/

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Believe the science.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-determine-ultra-processed-foods-like-nacho-cheese-doritos-are-exceptionally-delicious-but-more-extensive-testing-and-many-more-bags-are-needed-to-draw-a-final-conclusion

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Eclipse Pair
Image Credit & Copyright: Gwenaël Blanck

Explanation: Eclipses tend to come in pairs. Twice a year, during an eclipse season that lasts about 34 days, Sun, Moon, and Earth can nearly align. Then the new and full phases of the Moon, separated by just over 14 days, create a solar and a lunar eclipse. But only rarely is the alignment at both new moon and full moon during a single eclipse season close enough to produce a pair with both total solar and lunar eclipses. More often, partial eclipses are part of any eclipse season. But, the last eclipse season of 2026 did produce this fortnight-separated pairing of a total solar eclipse on August 12 (top) and an almost total lunar eclipse on the night of August 27/28. At New Moon, the solar eclipse was captured at Peñafiel, Spain near the begining of totality in this HDR composite image, revealing a flash of Bailey’s beads and a golden solar corona. At the following Full Moon, the deep partial lunar eclipse was recorded from Sèvres, France. Also an HDR composite, the image shows this partial eclipse at closer to half its 93 percent maximum phase, so about half the visible lunar disk appears darkened and reddened within Earth’s umbral shadow. The coming eclipse season will see an annular solar eclipse on 2027 February 6 paired with a penumbral lunar eclipse on February 20/21.

Tomorrow’s picture: a grand design

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