
Day: August 29, 2026
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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, but do count your coffee refills and toilet paper.
Anonymous
THE SPHINX—ANIMALS

Dolly.
Clarence Thomas speaks up.
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Say it ain’t so.
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Lake America. I can’t use Huron-Ontario-Michigan-Erie-Superior to remember them as easily HOMES.
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Iran
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Why not.
https://www.newsmax.com/world/globaltalk/canada-trump-lake/2026/08/25/id/1267222/
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What’s not up in China ?
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WNBA
The WNBA wants males to play on minor girl’s teams, but not their team. The NBA owns 40% of the WNBA
Justice
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Delaware or bust.
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They want laws for you.
https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/28/gustavo-gordillo-fined-n2682062
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The Tired Of Politics Editor: Are you still bored by the same ole lies, LL ?
The In A Coma Cat: I sure am. I had rather try to catch an octopus.
It is too hot for more, enjoy the cool octopus like Rita.
Democrats!!!!!!!!
https://theonion.com/visit-to-girlfriends-family-provides-illuminating-insight-into-why-shes-asian/
https://www.w3newspapers.com/fiji/
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Believe the science.