Patriot Post Memes

August 18, 2026August 18, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Dear Lorena,
I volunteer, free-of-charge, to keep your tools of the trade clean and ready for your service. I know in the case of your husband’s in-house surgery, you used an 8″ carving knife. But with these punks who demand to be in women’s sports, I really do not think a big blade will be necessary at all. One of those little Swiss Army Knives with the little cuticle cutter should be plenty powerful for the total emasculation of these little wussies.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Fauci certainly had the deadliest jab, since he is a Serial Killer.
But, I am an eternal optimist…so I am still holding out for Rand Paul to deliver the jab that really counts
‘The Jab Of Justice.’
-Sheila Tolley-

How very foolish! Everyone knows a black man named White cannot be in the WNBA.
They already hate the two White Women players who are paying their salaries. Yep, Royce best change that surname and get a darker wig.
-Sheila Tolley-

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

August 18, 2026August 9, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Happiness is a choice. For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of your own happiness…and you can’t even send an invoice to the idiot who caused it.

Anonymous

Fun Facts: Really? Part 27

August 18, 2026August 13, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Members of the band Good Charlotte used to heavily protest against KFC’s treatment of chickens. Then, in 2012 and 2013, they appeared in a number of KFC commercials in Australia, and even tried to set a new world record for eating KFC on Australia’s Got Talent.

The day after Robin Williams’ suicide, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline fielded the greatest number of calls in its history.

The Russians partied so hard once that the entire city of Moscow ran out of vodka.

If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 it gives the magical, mathematical result of 12,345,678,987,654,321.

The CEO of Netflix, Reed Hastings, offered to form a partnership with Blockbuster in the late 1990’s, and the CEO of Blockbuster, John Antioco, laughed in his face.

THE SPHINX—MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS

August 18, 2026August 17, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Hawaii flooding.

https://redstate.com/ben-smith/2026/08/17/tropical-storm-lala-batters-hawaii-washing-out-roads-and-leaving-192000-without-power-n2205687

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You can’t help mobs of anyone.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/08/15/pics-thousands-of-illegal-migrants-set-up-garbage-huts-on-ceuta-beach-sparking-warnings-of-disease-outbreak/

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The believers in Islam want equal treatment—ask their women.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/13/texas-airport-is-adding-islamic-foot-wash-stations-n2205560

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Dan has had enough of The Golden State.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/13/entertainment/dan-aykroyd-slams-california-and-touts-peaceful-life-in-canada/

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One woman learns not to sign away her rights.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/08/13/colorado-woman-finds-out-the-hard-why-you-never-want-a-smart-thermostat-n2205590

I remember a couple of years ago, during the electric vehicle scam, electric companies in California could take back electricity that your car had stored overnight. Leaving you stranded in your own home.

I also remember that several home delivery companies wanted entrance to your home when you were not there. Who wouldn’t agree ?

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Tommy Johns dies.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/49630369/ex-mlb-pitcher-tommy-john-namesake-pioneering-surgery-dies

Tell one of these fools to pick up a Rattlesnake. I bet science would win then.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/08/16/caitlyn-jenner-has-a-simple-answer-to-the-wnbas-transgender-player-problem-n2205672

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How stupid is the DNC—I forgot walls don’t work—there are more genes than XX-XY—teenage girls are safe with men in their bathrooms.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2026/08/17/democratic-committee-urges-congress-to-defund-ice-free-illegal-migrants/

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The XX Editor: Why do people who want men in women’s sports get so much press time, LL ?

The XY Cat: They are the new world order, Democrats, MSM, and losers in the real world. Women in sports have had enough.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2026/08/04/world-top-female-tennis-player-follows-sophies-lead-demands-testing-to-keep-men-out-of-her-sport-n2205152

https://nypost.com/2026/08/03/opinion/i-know-exactly-why-sophie-cunningham-is-being-demonized-for-her-views-on-men-in-girls-sports/

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/08/04/outkick-founder-clay-travis-has-a-10m-challenge-for-wnba-leftists-prove-your-point-or-pipe-down-n2205151

Almost all groups support their own, but the gays want everyone’s support.

https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2026/08/04/the-wnba-is-a-leftist-propaganda-league-n2680611

Maybe W is for wish.

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-coaches-stumped-as-to-what-the-w-stands-for

https://madison.com/

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It’s probably true.

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-talarico-tells-us-his-9-favorite-bible-verses

https://www.newsmax.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

August 18, 2026August 18, 2026 kenmitchell92Leave a comment

Perseids from Perseus
Image Credit & Copyright: Jakub Kuřák

Explanation: This was a good year for the Perseids meteor shower. A key reason was the Moon was absent from lighting up Earth’s night sky so that more meteors were visible than usual. Where was the Moon? It was busy visiting the Sun. Near the Perseids peak, the Moon moved directly in front of the Sun and created a total solar eclipse visible from Greenland and Spain. The Perseids occur when the Earth collides with a stream of Sun-orbiting debris cast off by Comet Swift-Tuttle. Perseid meteors, although typically only the size of a sand grain, tend to be fast and bright because Swift-Tuttle’s debris orbits the Sun in a direction partly opposite Earth’s orbital motion. In the featured image compilation, accumulated over several nights from Jizerka in the Czech Republic, the Perseids meteor streaks can be traced back to a single location on the sky — its radiant in Perseus.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

August 18, 2026August 18, 2026 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

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Patriot Post Memes

Fauci certainly had the deadliest jab, since he is a Serial Killer.
But, I am an eternal optimist…so I am still holding out for Rand Paul to deliver the jab that really counts
‘The Jab Of Justice.’
-Sheila Tolley-

How very foolish! Everyone knows a black man named White cannot be in the WNBA.
They already hate the two White Women players who are paying their salaries. Yep, Royce best change that surname and get a darker wig.
-Sheila Tolley-

Like this:

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Happiness is a choice. For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of your own happiness…and you can’t even send an invoice to the idiot who caused it.

Anonymous

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Fun Facts: Really? Part 27

Members of the band Good Charlotte used to heavily protest against KFC’s treatment of chickens. Then, in 2012 and 2013, they appeared in a number of KFC commercials in Australia, and even tried to set a new world record for eating KFC on Australia’s Got Talent.

The day after Robin Williams’ suicide, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline fielded the greatest number of calls in its history.

The Russians partied so hard once that the entire city of Moscow ran out of vodka.

If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 it gives the magical, mathematical result of 12,345,678,987,654,321.

The CEO of Netflix, Reed Hastings, offered to form a partnership with Blockbuster in the late 1990’s, and the CEO of Blockbuster, John Antioco, laughed in his face.

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THE SPHINX—MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Bible Verse

A person may get everything in the whole world for himself. But if he loses his life, it will not be any good for him.

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Fauci certainly had the deadliest jab, since he is a Serial Killer. But, I am an eternal optimist…so I am still holding out for Rand Paul to deliver the jab that really counts ‘The Jab Of Justice.’ -Sheila Tolley-

How very foolish! Everyone knows a black man named White cannot be in the WNBA. They already hate the two White Women players who are paying their salaries. Yep, Royce best change that surname and get a darker wig. -Sheila Tolley-

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Happiness is a choice. For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of your own happiness…and you can’t even send an invoice to the idiot who caused it.

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Members of the band Good Charlotte used to heavily protest against KFC’s treatment of chickens. Then, in 2012 and 2013, they appeared in a number of KFC commercials in Australia, and even tried to set a new world record for eating KFC on Australia’s Got Talent.

The day after Robin Williams’ suicide, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline fielded the greatest number of calls in its history.

The Russians partied so hard once that the entire city of Moscow ran out of vodka.

If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 it gives the magical, mathematical result of 12,345,678,987,654,321.

The CEO of Netflix, Reed Hastings, offered to form a partnership with Blockbuster in the late 1990’s, and the CEO of Blockbuster, John Antioco, laughed in his face.

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A person may get everything in the whole world for himself. But if he loses his life, it will not be any good for him.

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Fauci certainly had the deadliest jab, since he is a Serial Killer.
But, I am an eternal optimist…so I am still holding out for Rand Paul to deliver the jab that really counts
‘The Jab Of Justice.’
-Sheila Tolley-

How very foolish! Everyone knows a black man named White cannot be in the WNBA.
They already hate the two White Women players who are paying their salaries. Yep, Royce best change that surname and get a darker wig.
-Sheila Tolley-

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