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It will be a while before the beliefs
of the other 60% are made public.
They are slowly recovering from their Frontal Lobotomies. 

-Sheila Tolley-
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Check out the fishnet on Camera Person.
Can you just imagine the size of the one that GOT AWAY?
-Sheila Tolley-
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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.

Mae West

Fun Facts: Really? Part 14

Tom Monaghan, the founder of Domino’s Pizza, met his wife on his first pizza delivery back in 1962.

The United States once attempted to buy Greenland in 1946 for one hundred million dollars.

The original creator of the Barbie Doll, Jack Ryan, had previously designed military-grade missiles.

Forty to Fifty million years ago, Antarctica’s climate was very similar to modern-day California’s.

Why do we love children?

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN!

1) NUDITY…I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’

2) KETCHUP…A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

3) MORE NUDITY…A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”

4) POLICE…While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, ‘Are you a cop?’
‘Yes,’ I answered and continued writing the report.
‘My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?’
‘Yes, that’s right,’ I told her.
‘Well then,’ she said as she extended her foot toward me, ‘would you please tie my shoe?’

5) DRESS-UP…A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, ‘Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.’
‘And why not, darling?’
‘You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.’

6) DEATH…While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cottonwool, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.

The minister’s son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: “Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.” (I want this line used at my funeral!)

7) SCHOOL…A little girl had just finished her first week of school. ‘I’m just wasting my time,’ she said to her mother. ‘I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk!’

8) BIBLE…A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
‘Mama, look what I found,’ the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear!’

NOW IF THIS DIDN’T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT.

THE SPHINX—GALAPAGOS FLAMINGOS

They voted for him.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/04/us-news/socialist-mamdani-launches-new-war-on-nyc-business-leaders-kicking-them-off-mayors-fund-that-backs-city-programs/

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Washington state wildfires.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/wildfires-western-us-spokane/2026/08/02/id/1264816/

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I bet Russia and China have the same thing to prevent electronic data from being received anywhere in wartime.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/07/30/us-military-successfully-tests-awesomely-named-hammer-of-the-gods-space-age-technology-n2204963

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Georgia convicts father for providing murder weapon to son.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/07/30/father-of-georgia-school-shooter-sentenced-to-15-years/

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SPORTS

World Cup Soccer makes a good decision.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/49500782/fifa-world-cup-investment-private-gianni-infantino

Will college football find a solution ?

https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/49501752/big-ten-sec-support-college-sports-bill-reviving-senate-chances

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Some illegals are caught.

https://townhall.com/news/cameron-arcand/2026/07/31/two-convicted-murderers-arrested-in-latest-ice-roundups-n2680472

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For your information.  ( FYI )

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/01/dsa-sued-for-52m-inheritance-n2680510

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Did he learn his hate from the educational systems ?

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/02/cornell-brat-who-refused-to-work-with-jews-gets-a-brutal-life-lesson-from-mom-and-dad-n2205067

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Spider Man sets a new record.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/08/02/box-office-spider-man-brand-new-day-swings-to-927-million-worldwide-second-biggest-debut-ever/

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The Galapagos Editor:   Where did you learn about the flamingos, LL ?

The Pink Cat:   I saw their photo on Bing.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OBTQ.BTFE494C4023F08B8CE099D420707E3B25E1C370BA8574021EA9F5BD4B4E4B9075?w=536&h=200&c=2&rs=1&o=6&dpr=1.7&pid=SANGAM

https://galapagosconservation.org.uk/species/american-flamingo/?srsltid=AfmBOor6zpmTChmZcTdfE_r29h1NXppQbtSpnFYcuYLA33db6WqO-yYq

More flamingo facts.

https://www.metropolitan-touring.com/blog/nature/interesting-facts-about-galapagos-flamingos/

One thing I learned is that what you eat, and who you associate with can influence your life—birds of a feather flock together.

There might be three, look at your politicians.

https://theonion.com/one-day-i-woke-up-and-there-were-two-of-me/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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He is trying.

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-yorker-being-stabbed-on-street-corner-glad-to-know-mamdani-focused-on-bringing-netanyahu-to-justice

https://pjmedia.com/

Bible Verse

 Be happy, because you can trust God to do what he says. Be patient when you suffer. Always continue to pray.