Cool Funny Quotes

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Start your week with some Smiles…

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So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.

Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.

Threw out my back sleeping, and tweaked my neck sneezing so I’m probably just one strong cough away from complete paralysis.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what’s your plan?

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

You know you’re over 50 when you have ‘upstairs ibuprofen’ and ‘downstairs ibuprofen’.

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life, when the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two years. The turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives over 200 years. So, rest, chill, eat, drink, and enjoy life!

If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

When I lost a couple fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”

I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

Sharing The Moon…Beautiful

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A video from the Byron Bay lighthouse at the northern tip of New South Wales, Australia. Because of its unique geographical location, it can be seen and photographed only locally. Enjoy the moon rise for more than three minutes to witness a beautiful view from the easternmost part of Australia!

A moon rise to be remembered as you listen to the music of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.”

Monday Morning Meme Madness

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https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2026/08/24/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2431404

Fun Facts: Really? Part 33

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Ironically, Finding Nemo, a movie about the anguish of a captured clown fish, caused home aquarium demand to triple. Then, that demand was met by large-scale harvesting of tropical fish from the wild, which devastated clown fish populations.

Mexican shamans began to use Coca-Cola in their religious rituals to heal worshipers. When Pepsi discovered this, they offered commissions to shamans for using Pepsi instead.

More people have died from selfies than shark attacks.

A study once found that, while sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine they prefer jazz.

During the late 1800s, a baboon named Jack was employed by the railroad in Cape Town, South Africa as a signalman. He never once made a mistake and worked for the railroad until his death.

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams

THE SPHINX—INTERESTING

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NYC made their bed–no law.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/23/us-news/unhinged-nyc-vagrants-terrorize-young-girls-at-soccer-practice-at-hudson-river-park/

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What a mess.

https://redstate.com/kyle-becker/2026/08/22/horror-nashville-hospital-mix-up-leaves-two-paralyzed-n2205933

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Trump can finish the privately funded ball room.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/supreme-courts-chief-justice-allows-work-on-trumps-400m-white-house-ballroom-to-continue-for-now/

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Economic war.

https://townhall.com/news/cameron-arcand/2026/08/19/trump-just-announced-the-next-phase-in-the-iran-war-economic-d-day-n2681559

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Hollywood.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/08/19/study-paramount-warner-bros-merger-could-mean-mass-job-losses-for-hollywood/

Much ado about nothing.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/08/19/fail-media-hypes-routine-test-launch-as-russian-threat-to-usaf-flight-n2205826

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It will get worse.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2026/08/20/cauffiel-no-enforcement-of-the-small-stuff-is-turning-karen-basss-los-angeles-into-a-third-world-hellscape/

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Eric is a California boy.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/20/swalwell-search-warrant-n2205875

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Even the deserts have a biosphere. Look at Death Valley after a rain.

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2026/08/21/international-study-links-bird-deaths-to-chinese-solar-panels/

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/death-valley-may-see-rare-superbloom-in-2026-when-and-where-to-see-it/articleshow/128174740.cms?from=mdr

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The Safe Editor: What is interesting, LL ?

The Watch Out Cat: D.C. is safe to walk in now. Most of the derelicts are politicians.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/08/10/trumps-dc-law-and-order-surge-delivers-eye-popping-results-n2205421

This is interesting and informative.

Iran fears Bessent more than Hegseth.

https://townhall.com/news/dmitri-bolt/2026/08/10/the-iranians-fear-scott-bessent-more-than-pete-hegseth-n2680959

Sophie gets her shot at the spotlight.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/10/sophie-cunninghams-next-career-move-n2205419

This song is for the Black players.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=spotlight+song+billy+joel#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:ae25cebf-71d5-4a41-81f6-4874f6bd13e8_6b7d13d8,vid:zhF8AgBR8hM,st:0

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Run for office.

https://theonion.com/tips-for-starting-your-own-business/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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He is the one or two.

https://babylonbee.com/news/inspired-by-aoc-james-talarico-also-elects-to-have-his-eggs-frozen

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Comet 220P in Outburst
Image Credit & Copyright: Spilios Asimakopoulos

Explanation: Comet 220P is unexpectedly bright. Normally, periodic Comet 220P/McNaught is so dim that to see it requires a telescope. Two surprising outbursts this year, however, have made it about 20,000 times brighter than usual, so that it is now visible with binoculars and long-duration camera exposures. As expected, Comet 220P continues to orbit the Sun between Mars and Jupiter with a period of over 5 years. The featured long duration exposure, taken 10 days ago from South Africa, shows the comet‘s bright green head and short dust tail. Reasons for Comet 220P’s impressive outbursts are unknown but could be caused by the release of built-up subsurface gas or comet quakes. Comet 220P will pass about one Earth-Sun distance from the Earth in October, after which it is expected to fade quickly as it begins its return to the far part of its orbit.

Tomorrow’s picture: Moon dark

Bible Verse

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So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren’t. That must be frustrating.

Still trying to get my head around the fact that ‘Take Out’ can mean food, dating, or murder.

Threw out my back sleeping, and tweaked my neck sneezing so I’m probably just one strong cough away from complete paralysis.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what’s your plan?

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the ‘cool table’ in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.

You know you’re over 50 when you have ‘upstairs ibuprofen’ and ‘downstairs ibuprofen’.

How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life, when the rabbit is always jumping but only lives for around two years. The turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives over 200 years. So, rest, chill, eat, drink, and enjoy life!

If only vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

When I lost a couple fingers on my right hand in a freak accident, I asked the doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it.”

I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise. But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

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A video from the Byron Bay lighthouse at the northern tip of New South Wales, Australia. Because of its unique geographical location, it can be seen and photographed only locally. Enjoy the moon rise for more than three minutes to witness a beautiful view from the easternmost part of Australia!

A moon rise to be remembered as you listen to the music of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.”

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Ironically, Finding Nemo, a movie about the anguish of a captured clown fish, caused home aquarium demand to triple. Then, that demand was met by large-scale harvesting of tropical fish from the wild, which devastated clown fish populations.

Mexican shamans began to use Coca-Cola in their religious rituals to heal worshipers. When Pepsi discovered this, they offered commissions to shamans for using Pepsi instead.

More people have died from selfies than shark attacks.

A study once found that, while sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine they prefer jazz.

During the late 1800s, a baboon named Jack was employed by the railroad in Cape Town, South Africa as a signalman. He never once made a mistake and worked for the railroad until his death.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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