Cat Quotes…Part 1

Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?

A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence.

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Lying is like a bald spot, the bigger it gets
the harder it is to cover it up.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—GREAT NEWS

Dolly.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/08/25/dolly-parton-recounts-pulling-gun-purse-stop-new-york-city-aggressor/

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Flooding in Nepal.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/26/world-news/flood-hits-china-nepal-border-leaving-many-dead-and-missing/

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Iran

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/08/26/watershed-moment-trump-clears-hormuz-mines-breaks-irans-grip-now-the-u-s-controls-it/

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A mystery flight to Moscow.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/25/us-news/cia-director-john-ratcliffe-secretly-traveled-to-russia-as-mystery-swirls-over-military-flight-landing-in-moscow-reports/

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Musk  news.

https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/08/its-christmastime-at-spacex-as-company-salvages-starship-from-indian-ocean/

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Dems want illegals to vote—PERIOD.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/23/usps-moves-ahead-with-strict-new-rule-on-mail-in-ballots-n2205955

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What a joker.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/sports/details-of-49ers-owner-jed-yorks-140-trailer-park-prostitution-arrest-emerge/

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Trigger happy cops.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/us-news/nj-college-athlete-shot-dead-by-cops-after-mistakenly-trying-to-enter-strangers-home-during-night-of-drinking-family/

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Some ruined lives.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/25/us-news/4-nj-teens-steal-220k-g-wagon-lead-cops-on-hours-long-car-chase-before-crashing-killing-beloved-couple/

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Ruined N.J. lives.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/25/us-news/inside-the-penn-state-frat-house-drug-ring-coke-and-molly-parties-secret-dealing-rooms-and-hazing/

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The Tech Editor:    What is great, LL ?

The Happy Cat:   After many years of having not much of an alternative to AT&T, our IT guy RW made us all happy.   He changed our Wi-Fi to STARLINK.

We don’t advertise, but if it will save 15 trips a day going to unplug and plug in the AT&T hub/modem what is there to
lose?   No more 5 minute waits for a site to appear.

It cost $55.00 a month VS AT&T’s  $65.00.

Check with Joe.

https://theonion.com/trump-tears-up-white-house-in-search-of-more-munitions/

https://www.shutterstock.com/video/clip-3916287225-starlink-satellites-orbiting-earth-space?pl=PPC_GOO_US_PM_FT-&cr=c&kw=&ds_eid=6521098840&utm_source=GOOGLE&utm_campaign=CO%3DUS_LG%3DEN_BU%3DFTG_AD%3DPM_TS%3Dlggeneric_RG%3DAMER_AB%3DACQ_CH%3DSEM_OG%3DCONV_PB%3DGoogle_FF%3DPmax&ds_cid=22717000054&ds_ag=&ds_agid=&utm_medium=cpc&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22717453669&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9-eO5sOnlgMVgyrUAR0bVDMhEAAYASAAEgL3zfD_BwE&dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

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One size fits all.

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts

https://townhall.com/