I know all you female Baby Boomers remember that  the beautiful Christie Brinkley was the iconic face and spokesperson for CoverGirl cosmetics for a record-breaking 25 years.
Those were the days, my friend.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

 

 

These STUPID FOOLS. They do not realize that without
Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham,
the WNBA would be using cardboard cut-outs from Fauci’s Covid era to create the appearance that people were at their games.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Oh my goodness…Moron Season has arrived again and I have not put up my decorations.
-Sheila Tolley-
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In 2000, cigarette giant Phillip Morris introduced fire-safe cigarettes which actually posed a greater risk of starting fires when left unattended.

In 2013, a man threatening to jump from the South Carolina Ravenel Bridge was convinced not to jump after being offered a pizza.

Some restaurants in China actually lace their foods with opiates to keep customers coming back.

A fifth-grade girl was expelled for a year because her grandmother sent her a birthday cake to school along with a knife to cut it. The teacher used the knife to cut the cake and then reported the girl to the authorities for having a dangerous weapon.

A Chinese millionaire began selling cans of fresh air for eighty cents a can in response to China’s worsening air pollution and made over six million dollars.

 

Experience is what you get when you
didn’t get what you wanted.
Randy Pausch

Mathematics:

This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70  yrs. experience. It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.  It also made me Laugh Out  Loud.

This is a strictly …..  mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like  this:

What Makes  100%? What does it mean  to give MORE than 100%? Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%. How about achieving 103%? What  makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%
And 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96% 
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E  
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100% 
BUT, 
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103% 
AND,
look how far ass  kissing  will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118% 

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work  and  Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude  will get you there. Its  the  Bullshit  and  Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top. 

Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!

 

THE DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST OF AMERICA, AND EVERYONE ELSE THEY LET SPEAK FOR THEM ARE VIOLENT CRIMINALS.   WHEN THEY TURN AGAINST THEIR CREATORS IT IS A DIFFERENT STORY.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/03/hong-begs-for-end-to-madison-autonomous-zone-n2680599

*****

A mass shooting in North Carolina.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/05/us-news/mass-shooting-at-north-carolina-home-leaves-multiple-people-dead-reports/

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/08/05/breaking-multiple-people-dead-after-mass-shooting-in-north-carolina-n2205219

*****

I’ve been writing about this racist for years.   The Democrats don’t care,  just like they don’t care if you hate Jews.

https://townhall.com/news/amy-curtis/2026/08/02/sheldon-whitehouse-dhs-used-white-supremacist-materials-n2680512

*****

Look at the criminals and perverts in the news and political offices.

https://townhall.com/columnists/marklewis/2026/08/02/de-tocqueville-nails-it-again-improper-education-leads-to-moral-debauchery-n2680515

*****

Too funny.

https://townhall.com/news/mattvespa/2026/08/05/did-you-miss-trump-telling-a-lib-reporter-to-shut-up-because-theyre-fake-news-n2680619

*****

James Carville.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/08/02/rabid-lifetime-democrat-james-carville-just-put-the-party-on-notice-n2205088

*****

What to do about parents ?

https://nypost.com/2026/08/01/us-news/florida-dad-allegedly-murdered-infant-with-leaf-blower/

*****

California or BUST.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/08/04/breaking-bad-la-port-police-bust-huge-alleged-sinaloa-cartel-meth-operation-in-ca-desert-n2205197

*****

If the voters realize what is happening,  maybe they won’t vote Democratic.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/08/04/the-democrat-establishments-pivot-on-dsa-insurgents-begins-and-this-is-not-gonna-go-well-n2205168

*****

The Sand Editor:    Where are some good beaches, LL ?

The Summer Cat:   The best one is the cleanest one close to where you live.    Here are some rankings based on several things.

https://nypost.com/2026/07/21/science/popular-california-beach-closed-after-recording-high-bacteria-levels/

Rated as the World’s best beach.   

https://nypost.com/2026/07/24/lifestyle/us-virgin-islands-beach-named-2026-best-in-the-world/

Maybe you will run across one of these seats in your travels.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/02/lifestyle/travelers-baffled-by-bizarre-cheek-splitter-airline-seat/

Disappointment.

https://theonion.com/tourist-disappointed-to-leave-scotland-without-seeing-single-fat-bastard/

https://www.virginislandsnewsonline.com/en

*****

Maybe they are taught to hate at Ivy League schools.

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-baffled-by-mysterious-mental-health-disorder-that-causes-people-to-stab-jews

https://redstate.com/

Wait for the Lord to help you! Be strong and brave. Yes, wait for the Lord to help you!