Remember when the three R’s meantREADING, WRITING & ARITHMETIC?
Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end. I miss those days. Nowadays, the Witches & Warlocks of the left gather in their BIG TENT to stir their caldrons of evil. They kill (abort) babies up until the moment of birth, allow males into ‘what should be womens sports and safe places’, and approve gender reassignment treatment to children.
(More on this gender reassignment BS to appear in a later Soapbox Post. I am trying to become less angry so that they cannot have me carted off to jail for expressing my opinion.)
Since we cannot have our Reading, Writing and Arithmetic back, as a consolation prize, I present to you, three new R’s that will ABSOLUTELYANNOY the Democrats, Socialists & Communists:
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. She could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Sarah’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at all. When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Sarah’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
Sarah was so proud of old Butch that she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges. The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Peace Prize”, they also awarded him the “Pullet Surprise” as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying attention?
Vote carefully in the next election. You can’t always hear the bells.
The richest man in Hong Kong, billionaire Li Ka-shing, dropped out of school before he turned sixteen. He has an estimated net worth of $20.1 billion.
LSD or acid was legal in California until 1966.
In 1980, Detroit gave Saddam Hussein the key to the city.
In 2014, a man spent over $40,000 buying out two IMAX theaters in Beijing because his ex-girlfriend, seven years prior, had dumped him for not being able to afford movie tickets.
In 2015, Daniella Perez, a woman in a wheel chair who had no feet, won a treadmill and a walk-in sauna on the Price is Right. She tweeted a photo of her shocked face during the win with the caption: “When you win a treadmill on national TV, but you have no feet.” Her upbeat attitude and jokes about “popping wheelies all day” made her an instant social media favorite.
This is modern warfare, take over a country without firing a shot. Biden/Democrats tried it with over 10 million illegals in America. The illegals are still killing American citizens.
Total Solar Eclipse from Greenland Image Credit & Copyright: Aditya Madhavan
Explanation: On August 12, the Moon’s shadow reached out to touch our fair planet. Beginning in the Arctic Ocean, it swept along a narrow track that led the dark lunar umbra across parts of Greenland, Iceland, the Atlantic, Portugal, and northern Spain. And for a moment, denizens of Earth who found themselves with clear skies under the shadow of the Moon could witness a total solar eclipse. After dodging the weather by sea and making a landing along Rype Fjord on the Greenland east coast (at 71.07055N, 27.71252W), this hard-won snapshot was captured at 17:33:26 UTC. That’s near the initial reach of clearing skies along the path of totality, so the image is likely one of the first unobstructed views of the totally eclipsed Sun. Through a break in the clouds, the stunning photo also records one of this eclipse’s transient diamond rings and the magnificent solar corona emerging near the moment totality began.
