Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Marilyn Monroe

Fun Facts: Really? Part 15

If somebody reports their company for tax evasion in the United States, their reward will be fifteen to thirty percent of the amount collected. 

In 2015, Russia opened a military Disneyland called Patriot Park where visitors, including children, can ride in tanks, shoot guns, and buy and sell military gear.

Until 2020, a liter of water was more expensive than a liter of fuel in Venezuela.

In the 1960’s and 70’s, professional bowlers were international celebrities who made twice as much money as NFL stars at the time.

In Japan, eating Christmas dinner at KFC is so popular that two-hour lines form at some locations for people to get in.

THE SPHINX—OLD MEMES

Another possible Trump stalker is arrested.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/05/us-news/armed-man-arrested-at-trump-california-golf-club-with-weapons-stash/

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/08/04/yet-another-close-call-armed-man-nabbed-at-golf-club-moments-before-president-visits-n2205194

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The Spokane fire.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/08/04/it-wasnt-climate-change-that-set-fire-to-spokane-it-was-allegedly-an-arsonist-who-killed-his-dad-n2205169

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Mamdani demands government ID to shop at his stores.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/08/03/nolte-zohran-mamdani-wont-let-you-buy-his-food-without-government-id/

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Mamdani is nothing but trouble.

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2026/08/02/in-mamdanis-new-york-its-1933-all-over-again-n4955737#google_vignette

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Very good.

https://townhall.com/news/scott-mcclallen/2026/08/01/tallahassee-man-sentenced-to-two-years-for-threatening-trump-powell-congressman-n2680516

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Louisiana has their share of crooked officials.

https://townhall.com/news/scott-mcclallen/2026/08/02/three-plead-guilty-in-scheme-that-sold-over-100-fraudulent-cdls-n2680537

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Wisconsin is turning Socialist.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2026/08/02/francesca-hong-campaigns-with-hasan-piker-ilhan-omar-down-primary-home-stretch-n2205098

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A bad decision.

https://nypost.com/2026/08/03/us-news/nypd-cop-dies-after-breast-implant-removal-surgery-in-dominican-republic/

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I want to MEEEEOOOWW.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/08/04/a-michigans-supreme-court-justice-argued-that-chimpanzees-have-the-same-rights-as-humans-n2680596

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DHS is on the ball.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/08/03/report-trumps-dhs-arresting-average-of-1500-illegal-aliens-every-day-in-u-s/

ICE has a great month.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/08/04/ice-arrests-explode-to-51000-biggest-month-in-dhs-history-n2205189

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The Archive Editor:    What are your old memes, LL ?

The Curator Cat:    These were great in their time.

Rubio paints the Ballroom.

https://i0.wp.com/tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/01KF43SSWX5HRDBTE5ZH8Q51WP.jpeg?w=290&ssl=1

If you want a lot of Somalia and a little violence come and visit Minnesota.

Rubio does snow removal.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G_c0G-dWMAAm4OO?format=jpg&name=medium

Keep a little broccoli in your pocket for emergencies.

https://tolleystopics.com/2026/01/29/colgate-advertising-campaign/

Best Obama Almost Library photo.

https://i0.wp.com/tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/01KVQTW52DG3AFKWTV34JKZHFH.jpeg?w=290&ssl=1

Some history.    Click to check on the event.

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/03/23/we-didnt-start-the-fire-2/

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For sure.

https://genesiustimes.com/prosecuting-election-fraud-is-a-threat-to-our-democracy/

https://www.bostonglobe.com/

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Let the servant do it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/odysseus-finally-returns-home-after-20-years-and-oh-no-penelope-is-out-of-baking-powder-and-needs-him-to-run-out-again-real-quick

https://hotair.com/

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