Archive | November 13, 2019

Letter to my Boss

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I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. I enjoy 3-4 months off per year. My pension plan will pay my salary till the day I die. After I die, as a death bonus, it will pay one years salary to my estate. It will then continue to pay my salary to my spouse, with increases until my spouse dies. I have an unbelievable  health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months off to find a new position. During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient for me. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job. Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. I can, and I will do this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President in 2020

 

Are we stupid or what?
Are you mad yet?
I am!

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THE SPHINX—STYLISH, YET FUNCTIONAL

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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/11/11/donald-trump-has-fired-demoted-or-suspended-over-8000-veterans-affairs-employees-since-taking-office/

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2019/11/11/trump-supporters-donate-thousands-man-accused-slashing-baby-trump-balloon/

https://www.breitbart.com/

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/disney-hit-by-technical-issues-launch-day-1254094

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The Editor:  Are you doing an article on fashion, LL ?

Bruno Magli Cat:  No, but the Democrats need my help.  Michael Bloomberg has entered the race, he is as height challenged as half of the others.  The booster-boxes are in short supply, so we recommend these boots.  They are stylish yet functional, much like Rubio’s boots in the 2016 race.

https://www.freebirdstores.com/collections/boots-leather-exclusive

https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ACYBGNTnb0izHHTzJCzP_1qAUDJFrMidmA%3A1573474014896&source=hp&ei=3k7JXYmUNMa4tQWXl6jQDQ&q=michael+bloomberg+height&oq=michael+bloomberg+height&gs_l=psy-ab.12..0i324j0i22i30.5411.15788..20353…0.0..0.121.2404.12j12……0….1..gws-wiz…….0i131j0j35i39j0i3.8oXyRXCyxEY&ved=0ahUKEwiJ-9-9j-LlAhVGXK0KHZcLCtoQ4dUDCAc

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/12/harris-klobuchar-castro-stand-on-booster-boxes-to-appear-taller-on-debate-stage/

O.J. made Bruno footwear famous.

https://footwearnews.com/2016/business/media/oj-simpson-murder-trial-bruno-magli-shoes-bloomingdales-188994/

Here are some political sites.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/11/08/elizabeth-warren-confirms-medicare-all-plan-cover-illegal-immigrants/

https://thefederalist.com/2019/11/07/the-jeffrey-epstein-story-is-a-giant-rats-nest-that-needs-dogged-investigation/

https://townhall.com/columnists/sheriffdavidclarkeret/2019/11/12/dear-gop-in-congress-put-up-or-shut-up-n2556251

Always wear gloves.

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-11-11/fingerprint-test-can-tell-if-someone-has-used-heroin-even-after-washing-hands/

San Fransicko voters are beyond help.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bronsonstocking/2019/11/10/radical-son-of-cop-killing-terrorists-wins-san-fransisco-da-race-n2556228

The Hippies of the sixties seem like model citizens.

Favorite Movie Quotes

“Hello, gorgeous.” Funny Girl, 1968

“Toga! Toga!” National Lampoon’s Animal House, 1978

“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.” Dracula, 1931

“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” King Kong, 1933
Fun Fact: The King Kong roar was a combination of a lion and tiger’s roar combined and played backward very slowly.

“My precious.” The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, 2002