Archive | November 13, 2019

Letter to my Boss

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I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well and given me benefits beyond belief. I enjoy 3-4 months off per year. My pension plan will pay my salary till the day I die. After I die, as a death bonus, it will pay one years salary to my estate. It will then continue to pay my salary to my spouse, with increases until my spouse dies. I have an unbelievable  health plan that most people can only dream of having.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months off to find a new position. During this time, I will show up for work when it is convenient for me. In addition, I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job. Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be coming back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in this matter. I can, and I will do this.


Every Senator or Congressman running for President in 2020


Are we stupid or what?
Are you mad yet?
I am!





The Editor:  Are you doing an article on fashion, LL ?

Bruno Magli Cat:  No, but the Democrats need my help.  Michael Bloomberg has entered the race, he is as height challenged as half of the others.  The booster-boxes are in short supply, so we recommend these boots.  They are stylish yet functional, much like Rubio’s boots in the 2016 race.…0.0..0.121.2404.12j12……0….1..gws-wiz…….0i131j0j35i39j0i3.8oXyRXCyxEY&ved=0ahUKEwiJ-9-9j-LlAhVGXK0KHZcLCtoQ4dUDCAc

O.J. made Bruno footwear famous.

Here are some political sites.

Always wear gloves.

San Fransicko voters are beyond help.

The Hippies of the sixties seem like model citizens.