A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file.
The Jewish man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”
”What happened to her?”
“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”
He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse?”
“My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also.”
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
The Jewish man then asked “Can I borrow the dog?”
The Italian man replied, “Get in the line.”
Pelosi and Schiff are two ( 2 ) small, lying, open border political sluts. Schiff’s big lie is that he doesn’t know the second hand whistle blower’s name. What a skank.
The Editor: What is Nationalism, LL ?
USA Cat: Here is a good article on Nationalism. A cat’s opinion is if you don’t want your language, culture, or borders MOVE to anywhere on Earth.
This is a secret video, made by an anonymous whistle blower, of the Democratic Impeachment Committee trying to figure out what charges they want for trump. Pelosi is the Swamp Sow in the middle. They want to destroy our nation, and the Constitution.
Boeing wants to avoid paying for killing over three-hundred ( 300 ) passengers.
The Pacific Twelve sends a referee to The New York Times, where errors and omissions are rewarded and encouraged.
They are coming.
“Attica! Attica!” Dog Day Afternoon, 1975
“Sawyer, you’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a star!” 42nd Street, 1933
“Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse, and I’m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we’re gonna go, go, go!” On Golden Pond, 1981
“Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.” Knute Rockne All American, 1940
“A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Goldfinger, 1964
Fun fact: This iconic scene has been parodied over and over again. In Casino Royale, 42 years later, Daniel Craig’s James Bond will be asked, “Shaken or stirred” and Bond responds “Do I look like I give a damn?”