I have had quite a few readers ask me if I would be watching the ridiculous impeachment hearings. I have been watching every minute but I only half-listen.
Seriously, each time a Democrat speaks, I press my MUTE button.
Don’t you love it when Adam Schiff says: “I recognize myself to speak?” (This activates my MUTE button.) It appears that recognizing himself may be his biggest accomplishment when the Circus comes to an end. Shifty Schiff has missed a giant opportunity in life. He could do wonderful commercials for Visine. I find it necessary to keep a bottle beside my remote because his big ole eyes make mine dry. I am afraid to miss a single second watching him because if he closes his eyes, I want to see it!
What about the counsel in these hearings? Someone had to go and pick these two up in a Time Machine! Counsel for the Demofools (Daniel Goldman) looks like a Brylcreem commercial from the sixties and counsel for my Republicans (Stephen Castor) talks like Lurch from The Addams Family. I will forgive my Republicans, of coarse, Trey Gowdy was unavailable because he is busy tying up loose ends in South Carolina before becoming Trump’s lawyer. Meanwhile, Lurch is doing fine.
When I press my MUTE button, it gives me a chance to really look at the Dems without being distracted by their worthless opinions and propaganda. So, I was looking at Adam Schiff. I have a serious question for the person who dresses him.
How do you find a dress shirt to fit his tiny little neck?
Then it came to me: It has to be an infant onesie.
As you can see, I like mental images. My mental image of the hearings looks like this:
In the beginning, the Dems were so happy and confident, because Adam “Eyeballs” Schiff had convinced them they are about to toss a hand grenade to The Republicans and President Trump…..
but, as always…..we will once again, pull the pin and toss it back to them!
Equal/Aspartame Cat: They sure are, the problem is some are more equal than others. The Nike Quarterback refused a tryout at the Atlanta Falcons Camp. He was getting his own receivers to throw to, the Falcon’s video team, and the questions beforehand that he would be asked in a post exercise interview. It sounded like Donna Brazile giving Hill-gal the questions early for the 2016 race.
CAUTION: This subject is unverified, unsubstantiated, and secret. It was made by a person on the Democratic Impeachment Inquiry Committee for Justice and the American Way. The person reported that Trump went to the hospital to view RBG’s body.
Explanation: What’s happening to these spiral galaxies? Although details remain uncertain, there sure seems to be a titanic battle going on. The upper galaxy is labelled UGC 1810 by itself, but together with its collisional partners is known as Arp 273. The overall shape of the UGC 1810 — in particular its blue outer ring — is likely a result of wild and violentgravitationalinteractions. The blue color of the outer ring at the top is caused by massive stars that are blue hot and have formed only in the past few million years. The inner part of the upper galaxy — itself an older spiral galaxy — appears redder and threaded with cool filamentary dust. A few bright stars appear well in the foreground, unrelated to colliding galaxies, while several far-distant galaxies are visible in the background. Arp 273 lies about 300 million light years away toward the constellation of Andromeda. Quite likely, UGC 1810 will devour its galactic sidekicks over the next billion years and settle into a classic spiral form.