WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY
I have had quite a few readers ask me if I would be watching the ridiculous impeachment hearings. I have been watching every minute but I only half-listen.
Seriously, each time a Democrat speaks, I press my MUTE button.
Don’t you love it when Adam Schiff says: “I recognize myself to speak?” (This activates my MUTE button.) It appears that recognizing himself may be his biggest accomplishment when the Circus comes to an end. Shifty Schiff has missed a giant opportunity in life. He could do wonderful commercials for Visine. I find it necessary to keep a bottle beside my remote because his big ole eyes make mine dry. I am afraid to miss a single second watching him because if he closes his eyes, I want to see it!
What about the counsel in these hearings? Someone had to go and pick these two up in a Time Machine! Counsel for the Demofools (Daniel Goldman) looks like a Brylcreem commercial from the sixties and counsel for my Republicans (Stephen Castor) talks like Lurch from The Addams Family. I will forgive my Republicans, of coarse, Trey Gowdy was unavailable because he is busy tying up loose ends in South Carolina before becoming Trump’s lawyer. Meanwhile, Lurch is doing fine.
When I press my MUTE button, it gives me a chance to really look at the Dems without being distracted by their worthless opinions and propaganda. So, I was looking at Adam Schiff. I have a serious question for the person who dresses him.
How do you find a dress shirt to fit his tiny little neck?
Then it came to me: It has to be an infant onesie.
As you can see, I like mental images. My mental image of the hearings looks like this:
In the beginning, the Dems were so happy and confident, because Adam “Eyeballs” Schiff had convinced them they are about to toss a hand grenade to The Republicans and President Trump…..
but, as always…..we will once again, pull the pin and toss it back to them!
The Cock ( chicken ) crowed ( clucked ) and Chick-fil-A denied.
Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.”
The Editor: Is everyone really equal, LL ?
Equal/Aspartame Cat: They sure are, the problem is some are more equal than others. The Nike Quarterback refused a tryout at the Atlanta Falcons Camp. He was getting his own receivers to throw to, the Falcon’s video team, and the questions beforehand that he would be asked in a post exercise interview. It sounded like Donna Brazile giving Hill-gal the questions early for the 2016 race.
The NFL agreed that Nike could make a commercial using the work-out video and name the teams present. The NFL also agreed to let goofy rehearse the passing routes. That’s about as equal as it can get.
Maybe Toby can go into business with Al Gutter Rat Sharpton, he is another millionaire victimized by America.
CAUTION: This subject is unverified, unsubstantiated, and secret. It was made by a person on the Democratic Impeachment Inquiry Committee for Justice and the American Way. The person reported that Trump went to the hospital to view RBG’s body.
Here are two ( 2 ) viewpoints.