No Storm Chasing For Me

In September 2017, as extreme weather ravaged countries all over the world, a video  showing a string of destructive tornadoes appeared on social media.

Did these images come from the movie “Into The Storm” or did the movie “Into The Storm” use these images from actual storms? Who knows.

Either way, actual Tornadoes can be devastating and Real Life Storm Chasers are not playing with a full deck!

-Sheila Tolley-

Evidently a sense of humor can endure even to the grave-

 

Hostile: A series of photos reveal how some people use their epitaphs as a chance to crack one last joke. This person chose to send a clear message to potential visitors coming to their grave
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Thank you for pointing that out: A tombstone reads in part 'If you can read this, you are standing on my boobs', courtesy of a person reminding visitors of the true set-up of the grave
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All it took was a little bit of patience: Two people celebrated the fact that they had finally found a place to park in Georgetown
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Thoughts: Someone pointed out they never asked to be born, nor were they prepared to die
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Funny: A man named John Yeast left behind a funny pun based on his last name, asking others to forgive him 'for not rising'
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I've heard that one before: One man chose the Looney Tunes closing line as his epitaph
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Loving him for who he is: This man's nephew celebrated his spending, drinking and womanizing, as well as his zest for life
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Walmart Wines

Walmart announced that sometime in 2022 it will begin offering customers a new discount item..Walmart’s own brand of wine.

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The world’s largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price within the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but“There is a market for inexpensive wine,” said, Norma-Jean Frickert, professor of Marketing & Advertising at The University of Arkansas , Fayetteville. “However, branding will be very important.”

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brands and varieties.

 

THE TOP SURVEYED NAMES IN ORDER OF POPULARITY WERE:

10.   Chateau Traileur Parc

9.     White Trashfindel

8.     Big Red Gulp

7.     World Championship Riesling

6.     NASCARbernet

5     Chef Boyardeaux

4.     Peanut Noir

3.     I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar

2.     Grape Expectations

1.     Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don’t bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.

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Interesting information on the Big Ben Clock

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