Walmart announced that sometime in 2022 it will begin offering customers a new discount item..Walmart’s own brand of wine.
The world’s largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price within the $2 to $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but“There is a market for inexpensive wine,” said, Norma-Jean Frickert, professor of Marketing & Advertising at The University of Arkansas , Fayetteville. “However, branding will be very important.”
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brands and varieties.
THE TOP SURVEYED NAMES IN ORDER OF POPULARITY WERE:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
5 Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
P.S. Don’t bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.
Our loyal readers from Texas to Florida need to get their supplies NOW.
The first thing every conservative should say for the next year is in this article.
I think Joe and his gang are deliberately doing this SHI*.
What looks like a canal in one photo is an open sewer.
Pigleosi gets out of Dodge. Gone With The Wind. She don’t no nothin’ bout birthin’ no baby.
Hill & Bill wash ashore in New York.
Here is ISIS-K, if it sneaked up on you.
MY body-My Choice works for abortion but not for Vaccines.
Which states let school boards and school teachers make law ?
Impeach Joe Biden, he is a killer and the Afghanistan disaster is a dereliction of duty. Do it now-now-now-now.
No Republican in Congress should vote yes on any bill, the President is mentally ill.
Our State Department has no records of who they let enter Afghanistan or who enters our Southern Frontier. A third world country.
This is some of O’s and Joe’s work.
Nancy only wears masks in the HOR.
Kinzinger is a demslime.
Fires are every where.
The Wut Editor: Have any dems become patriots, LL ?
The Unwoke Cat: I haven’t seen any of these politicians call for anything concerning Joe’s DERELICTION OF DUTY. Nancy Piglosi, Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, The Group of 5, Kamala, Ole Schumer, Pocahontas, Either Cumo, any MSM including Facebook and Twitter, either Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Mitt Romney, Cheney, Spartacus, either Obama, Bowser from DC, Lightfoot from Chicago, and the entire West Coast bunch of Cockroaches. I forgot the creepy porn lawyer, Stormy Daniels, all of the sexually confused hosts on CNN and MSNBC.
Schumer does a war dance. Shake that booty, Chuck.
When Joe finally exits we will hear sob stories for years about his accomplishments.
Tony Blair thinks it was planned.
This could apply every day.
Lloyd Austin should be tried for supporting an illegal order from Biden, then sent to a Gitmo empty cell.
First a bull looking for Bob’s House, and now a horse—what’s up ?
Get a good doctor and buckle-up.
Keep hope alive. Joe needs some serious help.