No Storm Chasing For Me

In September 2017, as extreme weather ravaged countries all over the world, a video  showing a string of destructive tornadoes appeared on social media.

Did these images come from the movie “Into The Storm” or did the movie “Into The Storm” use these images from actual storms? Who knows.

Either way, actual Tornadoes can be devastating and Real Life Storm Chasers are not playing with a full deck!

-Sheila Tolley-

Evidently a sense of humor can endure even to the grave-

 

Hostile: A series of photos reveal how some people use their epitaphs as a chance to crack one last joke. This person chose to send a clear message to potential visitors coming to their grave
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Thank you for pointing that out: A tombstone reads in part 'If you can read this, you are standing on my boobs', courtesy of a person reminding visitors of the true set-up of the grave
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All it took was a little bit of patience: Two people celebrated the fact that they had finally found a place to park in Georgetown
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Thoughts: Someone pointed out they never asked to be born, nor were they prepared to die
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Funny: A man named John Yeast left behind a funny pun based on his last name, asking others to forgive him 'for not rising'
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I've heard that one before: One man chose the Looney Tunes closing line as his epitaph
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Loving him for who he is: This man's nephew celebrated his spending, drinking and womanizing, as well as his zest for life
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Walmart Wines

Walmart announced that sometime in 2022 it will begin offering customers a new discount item..Walmart’s own brand of wine.

Image result for funny picture of wine glass

The world’s largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price within the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but“There is a market for inexpensive wine,” said, Norma-Jean Frickert, professor of Marketing & Advertising at The University of Arkansas , Fayetteville. “However, branding will be very important.”

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brands and varieties.

 

THE TOP SURVEYED NAMES IN ORDER OF POPULARITY WERE:

10.   Chateau Traileur Parc

9.     White Trashfindel

8.     Big Red Gulp

7.     World Championship Riesling

6.     NASCARbernet

5     Chef Boyardeaux

4.     Peanut Noir

3.     I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar

2.     Grape Expectations

1.     Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don’t bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.

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Interesting information on the Big Ben Clock

THE SPHINX—WUT

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Our loyal readers from Texas to Florida need to get their supplies NOW.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/ida-expected-to-become-a-major-hurricane

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The first thing every conservative should say for the next year is in this article.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/27/joe-biden-has-been-derelict-in-his-duty-he-is-unfit-to-lead-he-should-be-impeached/

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I think Joe and his gang are deliberately doing this SHI*.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2021/08/26/biden-administration-turned-over-a-kill-list-to-the-taliban-n2594816

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What looks like a canal in one photo is an open sewer.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/25/rescuer-describes-what-kabul-airport-is-like-now/

Pigleosi gets out of Dodge.  Gone With The Wind. She don’t no nothin’ bout birthin’ no baby.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2021/08/26/pelosi-and-co-abandon-biden-and-leave-town-as-kabul-attacks-continue-n433055

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Hill & Bill wash ashore in New York.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/26/hillary-and-bill-clinton-spotted-in-the-hamptons/

Here is ISIS-K, if it sneaked up on you.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/26/who-are-isis-k-what-to-know-about-the-afghan-terrorist-group/

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MY body-My Choice works for abortion but not for Vaccines.

Which states let school boards and school teachers make law ?

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2021/08/22/democrats-pushing-for-school-mask-mandates-just-ran-into-a-huge-problem-n431255

Impeach Joe Biden, he is a killer and the Afghanistan disaster is a dereliction of duty.  Do it now-now-now-now.

No Republican in Congress should vote yes on any bill, the President is mentally ill.

Our State Department has no records of who they let enter Afghanistan or who enters our Southern Frontier.  A third world country.

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This is some of O’s and Joe’s work.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/21/hundreds-of-released-gitmo-detainees-back-to-killing-americans/

Nancy only wears masks in the HOR.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/22/video-shows-hoards-of-maskless-people-at-pelosi-fundraiser/

https://townhall.com/

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Kinzinger is a demslime.

https://www.breitbart.com/radio/2021/08/23/jason-miller-rep-adam-kinzinger-turned-anti-trump-white-house-didnt-hire-his-wife/

Fires are every where.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/jerusalem-could-have-all-gone-up-in-smoke-in-latest-wildfire-677221

https://redstate.com/

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The Wut Editor:  Have any dems become patriots, LL ?

The Unwoke Cat:  I haven’t seen any of these politicians call for anything concerning Joe’s DERELICTION OF DUTY.  Nancy Piglosi, Maxine Waters, Adam Schiff, Jerry Nadler, The Group of 5, Kamala, Ole Schumer, Pocahontas, Either Cumo, any MSM including Facebook and Twitter, either Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Mitt Romney, Cheney, Spartacus, either Obama, Bowser from DC, Lightfoot from Chicago, and the entire West Coast bunch of Cockroaches.  I forgot the creepy porn lawyer, Stormy Daniels, all of the sexually confused hosts on CNN and MSNBC.

Schumer does a war dance.  Shake that booty, Chuck.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2021/08/22/ted-cruz-rips-schumer-apart-for-cringeworthy-dance-with-stephen-colbert-n431074

When Joe finally exits we will hear sob stories for years about his accomplishments.

Tony Blair thinks it was planned.

https://justthenews.com/government/security/former-british-leader-tony-blair-blasts-biden-exit-afghanistan-imbecilic

This could apply every day.

https://redstate.com/wag/2020/04/19/make-america-sane-again-n134812

https://nypost.com/2021/08/22/president-joe-biden-leaves-vacation-to-address-afghanistan/

Lloyd Austin should be tried for supporting an illegal order from Biden, then sent to a Gitmo empty cell.

https://nypost.com/2021/08/22/no-good-options-in-afghan-withdrawal-defense-secretary-lloyd-austin/

First a bull looking for Bob’s House, and now a horse—what’s up ?

https://patch.com/california/ranchosantamargarita/now-well-never-find-bobs-house-sign-removed-rsm

https://www.kentucky.com/sports/horses/article253660718.html

Get a good doctor and buckle-up.

https://www.al.com/news/2021/08/alabama-doctor-says-he-wont-treat-unvaccinated-people-covid-is-miserable-way-to-die.html

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-announce-they-will-no-longer-treat-car-accident-victims-who-didnt-wear-their-seat-belt

Keep hope alive.  Joe needs some serious help.

https://www.tcm.com/video/1214151/sergeant-york-1941-old-time-religion

 

TODAY’S MEMES

 

Good Stuff

Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can go.

There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.

A smile is contagious; be a carrier.

Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.

The best thing to do behind a friend’s back is pat it.

It is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is from the top.

There are two types of people…those who come into a room and say, “Well, here I am,” and those who come in and say, “Ah, there you are.”