While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, “Are you okay?”
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for… “I’m okay I think,” I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
“That’s nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife will like me doing that!”
“Oh, come now, I’m a nurse,” she insisted. “I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly.”
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, “I’m sure my wife won’t like this.”
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Suit up folks….we will be donning our Biden paraphernalia as we are off to enjoy a game of Bingo! Double Masking will earn you an extra free spot. If you have been vaccinated and sit 12 feet from all other Bingo-ers, a free Fish Plate is yours for the taking.” -Sheila Tolley-
Sorry Gwendolyn, you are a loser. 11 th place—this was probably your last Olympics—join the losing LGBTQI soccer team. I’m tired of seeing successful people curse the country that gave them equal opportunity.
This is an old video of Joe when he drove 300 illegals per truckload from Warez to San Diego, back in the 70’s. His handle or CB radio name was Lunch Bucket
Past Future Cat: An amazing discovery was unearthed near Muchas Gracias Mexico across the border from El Paso.
Illegals digging another tunnel discovered this data from millennia ago. It reveals secrets that Kamala must decipher to get the 600 million Latinos still South of the border to middle America, not the Democrat controlled rat holes known as sanctuary cities.
TIE: Our readers are on the edge of their seats, what is the ancient secret ?
Here it is, we have to get it translated to the Woke Language.
All of the FBI and CIA are still busy, covering up the dems fake reports on Trump, and the pedophile cases of hundreds of young girls who were sexually abused by gymnastic coaches. You Go FBI and DOJ.
We employed our own language expert to decode the startling message.
You heard it here first, you can find Kamala at Starbucks having a $20.00 cup of Woke Cappuccino with cream on top.
She told her staff that her plan with counselors instead of police and police instead of common sense would help get the reluctant vaccinated and moved to their reeducation centers, to make room for the 2 million illegals a year they were bringing across the border.
Biden even offered to drive millions more across the border if necessary, in his 18 wheeler. He has kept his license current.
The Sphinx is starting to think that Joe is an android or even a look alike. If he starts dancing we will know that Boston Dynamics has made significant progress.
Suites cost ~$12-13 million (initially sold at $6 million). Short-term rentals – you can rent some of MS The World’s apartments (depending on category) for between ~$550 Studio (per person per night, min for 5 days) and ~$20,000 (Suite rentals, per month). ~~La
Tolley's Topics 