“Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice cream, candy– just him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. “Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn’t see a single asshole, horse’s ass, tree hugger, blind bastard, dipshit, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn’t have any fun.”
Is Kathy Griffin’s lung cancer Karma ? I remember her having a bloody plastic head of Donald Trump, and spouting hate for his supporters for 5 years. It must be just life. We hope she is back on the hate, racism, and Trump trail soon. Maybe she can add something about Republicans and vaccinations.
One group that I don’t cat-care about is this one. Take a break from your LGBTQI- WOKE crap for two weeks. We sent you to represent America not a political movement. I hope you lose the Bronze Medal.
Ranting about Republicans not getting vaccinated is replacing the race issue for the dems. It is a lie that fills the news while they screw every person in America.
The Brand Name Editor: What is going on with mascots, LL ? Is Chicago’s the 9MM?
The Sausage Cat: That would be a good one for Democratic Chicago, with a siren wailing in the background. The Chicago police can tell by the siren used how many people Lightfoot has allowed be shot and or killed.
One of my favorites is the sausage race in Wisconsin. During this one a player from the other team hit the Italian Sausage with a baseball bat. It was horrible. This is when baseball started to be a sponsor not of sausage but BLM/Antifa woke dems.
I bet the wokes turned their backs on the race.
Maybe the saddest part of the whole pc/woke/dem bullshi9 is the mascots that have been left unemployed. It isn’t pleasant.
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