Mexican Navy

  4 Mexicans in a rowboat

A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a small boat rowing towards Texas.

The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the War of 1812.”

The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks, “Just the four of you?”

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, “No Señor, we are the last four. Thanks to your President Biden…  the other 21 million are already there.”

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Just call a cab…..

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So many questions…

A Tough Job

Inspirational Quotes of the Day

 Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being. –Kevin Kruse

Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon

We become what we think about. –Earl Nightingale

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover. –Mark Twain

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. –Charles Swindoll

 

Flying Over America

Quotable Quote

 

Antique Tool Still In Use Today

Can you tell what it is?

It is a Tobacco Smoke Enema Kit.

(1750s – 1810s).

The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, but primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims.

A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke into the rectum.

 The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration.

Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blowing smoke up your ass.”

If you are in the USA, you are most likely aware, this odd tool is still heavily used by the Liberal Democrat Party today!

 It is more commonly known as the “Biden Trumpet.”

 

OUR CREATOR — THE ARTIST!

Eye Candy from God

 

Low clouds over a volcano.

The world going to sleep.

Very interesting patterns.

The world wakes up.

I want to live here.

Water at work.

Niagara Falls at night.

One most westerners are familiar with.

Bryce Canyon – how majestic!
It looks even better in the summer.

The high road and the low road.

Winter in the Smokies.

At first, this looks like a flower.

Quiet after the storm.

Even on your darkest day, there is a silver lining!

So amazing.

A dandelion covered with dew – unimaginable.


Wow!

I’m not sure why people climb these? Can you see the man on the peak?

What a beautiful world God made for His children!

Try Marriage

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.

I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job, but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.

“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” I asked.

“Have you tried a wife?” he replied.

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