And The Officer Replied….

” Yes Sir, Mr. Pelosi…..I totally understand your depression. If I were married to Nancy Pelosi, I would get drunk and try to kill myself also…I am just pointing out that…..You are driving a new Porsche so you must hit something more solid than a Jeep.”

From The Pits Of Hell….

 

I am George Soros and I approve this message!

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Satellites Behind Pinnacles
Image Credit & Copyright: Joshua Rozells

Explanation: What are all those streaks across the background? Satellite trails. First, the foreground features picturesque rock mounds known as Pinnacles. Found in the Nambung National Park in Western Australia, these human-sized spires are made by unknown processes from ancient sea shells (limestone). Perhaps more eye-catching, though, is the sky behind. Created by low-Earth orbit satellites reflecting sunlight, all of these streaks were captured in less than two hours and digitally combined onto the single featured image, with the foreground taken consecutively by the same camera and from the same location. Most of the streaks were made by the developing Starlink constellation of communication satellites, but some are not. In general, the streaks are indicative of an increasing number of satellites nearly continuously visible above the Earth after dusk and before dawn. Understanding and removing the effects of satellite trails on images from Earth’s ground-based cameras and telescopes is now important not only for elegant astrophotography, but for humanity’s scientific understanding of the distant universe.

Tomorrow’s picture: the galaxy cluster next door

 


THE SPHINX—ALMOST FOOTBALL

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Let’s just say $5,000.00 per year.  Families below 50 thousand per year are hurting.  Bill Clinton and Joe Biden feel your pain, on their way to Martha’s Vineyard.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/inflation-costing-americans-an-extra-460-per-month-analysis/

Joe and the Democrats reach another historical milestone–gas $5.00 a gallon.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/11/us-gas-average-reaches-5-for-first-time-ever/

The dems are still plenty violent, the MSM just isn’t reporting it.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2022/06/10/today-is-the-day-that-janes-revenge-warned-us-about-n2608551

Every agency I read about is as corrupt as Nancy Pigleosi.  You have to use the FOIA to get everything.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/06/11/report-foia-doc-reveals-nine-baby-deaths-reported-to-fda-n2608478

Katie is doing very well.  Does she hate capitalism and America ?  Does she support the NFL’s position on 5 year old children ?

https://nypost.com/2022/06/11/katie-feeney-gets-first-ever-nfl-social-media-role/

Joe is a POS.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/06/11/joe-biden-tosses-zelensky-under-the-bus-and-backs-up-over-him-n577352

The Ruskies took Crimea under Obama, and started a war under Trashy Joe.  They invaded nobody under Trump.  If Trump was still President, he and Vlad would be dancing and drinking wadka.  Gas would be $2.10 a gallon, we would be exporting baby-formula, and Europe would be at peace.  The Ruskies would be helping us contain China in the Pacific.

Catch up on some items.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2022/06/11/redstate-weekly-briefing-twitter-folds-journo-scolds-great-cinema-holds-n577138

Thanks to daranger for this link.  Joe is under water in the Mary Jo Kopechne State.

https://populistpress.com/biden-slips-underwater-in-deep-blue-massachusetts-for-the-first-time/

The Navy says they solved a mystery, and another one pops up.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/11/mysterious-drone-attacks-on-us-war-ships-solved/

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2022/06/12/navy-to-take-safety-pause-monday-after-rash-of-marine-corps-navy-aircraft-crashes-n577879

Toby Keith has cancer.

https://nypost.com/2022/06/12/toby-keith-reveals-stomach-cancer-diagnosis/

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Maybe they could bomb plastic bottles or The Big House down the road.

https://www.theonion.com/bored-defense-department-bombing-empty-cans-off-fence-o-1848931148

https://patriotpost.us/

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Bee news.

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-announces-five-sequels-to-johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqfKW2qyP-AIVU2xvBB0NFgynEAAYASAAEgLLBPD_BwE

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The Sports Editor:  What is almost football, LL ?

She Wanted Me To Hold Her Panties Cat:  Paul Pelosi’s car accident keeps getting more and more strange.  Let’s give credit to the officer who couldn’t be swayed from his duty.  We hope Paul recovers in time to receive the insider-trader-stock options that Nancy is bringing back from the East.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/3506181-police-release-details-on-collision-that-led-to-pelosis-husbands-dui-arrest/

https://abc7news.com/nancy-pelosi-paul-porsche-dui-napa-husband/11907704/

Amigo said that reminded him of a few SNAFUs in college football.  Driving drunk or under the influence is not funny.  Maybe my article will save just one lying Democrat.  The University of Georgia had just hired their first Black Athletic Director–then fate moved its huge hand.  Damon’s article is from 2010.

https://www.espn.com/college-sports/news/story?id=5350178

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdw0lz

This is about when Alabama hired a new coach.  Bama had 20 terrible years before Saban got there.

https://vault.si.com/vault/2003/05/12/how-he-met-his-destiny-at-a-strip-club-mike-price-fired

Steve was the funniest coach ever.

https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/50-best-quotes-steve-spurrier/

This is Steve before he turned White.

SINKING SHIP

“Sorry….but the Illegal Immigrants took all the lifeboats!”
-Sheila Tolley-

PORK CHOPS

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.

The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother.

The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species.

The only orphans’ that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaning pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.

Would they become cubs or pork chops?

Take a look…you won’t believe your eyes.

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This is so sweet! I pity the fool whoever tries to take her little white Pork Cubs away from her.
-Sheila-

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Are you tired of aggravating calls? Change your message to this….

Animal Friendships…Part One

 

A Pelican Befriended A Stray Dog Who Was Often Spotted Hanging Out All Alone Along The Boat Docks.

Bubbles The African Elephant And Bella The Black Labrador.

 

Buddies

 

Family Isn’t Always Blood

 

They should have taken this suggestion more seriously…

Beats Advertising….