So…You want some Red Flags, America?
By All Means….Take Two.
-Sheila Tolley-

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H.R. 2377, Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Red Flag Gun Seizure’ legislation:

This bill would give the America-hating left (and RINOs) what they’ve always wanted: the legal means to disarm gun owners before they’ve even been charged, let alone convicted, of a crime.

H.R. 2377 destroys your due process rights, the idea that you’re innocent until proven guilty, and your right to face your accusers all at the same time!

Once any form of ‘Red Flags’ becomes law, it will be expanded again and again by politicians who want to disarm the American people once and for all!

Think seriously about it!

About that little talk…..

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   I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

   Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

   Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

   The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

   To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

   When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

   The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  A thief who stole a calendar… got twelve months.

  A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

 Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

 When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U. C. L. A.

 The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

 The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

 The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

 If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

 A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

 A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.

 A will is a dead giveaway.

 Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

 A backward poet writes inverse.

 In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

 A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

 If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

 With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

 Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

 When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

 The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

 A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

 You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

 Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

 He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

 A calendar’s days are numbered.

 A boiled egg is hard to beat.

 He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

 A plateau is a high form of flattery.

 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

 When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

 If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

 Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

 Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

 Acupuncture: a jab well done.

 A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.

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The Marines are looking for a few good men/other.


Baltimore has 21 public schools with no air conditioning.  Baltimore has had all Democratic Mayors since 1967, that’s before we walked on the moon.  The citizens & politicians are worthless.

New York law makers want to take away money from victims and give it to the poor lawyers.


The poor Supremes.

Maybe someone left the back door propped open or the lock didn’t work.  I don’t believe anything from this incident.


A small town in Georgia gets some attention

Nancy wants to get out of HELL.

As part of the selection process, this juror should have been asked how she would feel if someone reported her as a child sexual abuser.  She obviously has never heard of morality.

Whoever put a pet fence ( 4 feet tall ) around the school, and whoever left or opened the door is as responsible as the killer.

I’m tired of writing about Biden/MSM screw ups.

The rich can save a few bucks.

Congress lets China buy Forbes Magazine, an influential financial publication.  What we have here is a door propped open for China, or a lock that didn’t work.  Thank Congress, Joe, and MSM.


Make the best of your dollars while you can.  Are you listening Secret Service–get a discount on your Columbia Working Women.


In all of my cat-years, this might be the most bizarre crime.  The known intruders even took a check.  From the photos it looks like men get orange jumpsuits, and the women get green.

Phyllis knew how to survive.


The Live Long Editor:  What can our loyal readers do for a longer life, LL ?

The Nine Lives Cat:  Learn to live in harmony with Nurdles, and WIFI electromagnetic radio waves.  Nurdles are first, our owner, MST, has used billions in her many incarnations as a regular human.

Here is where too many end up.  I bet every creature on Earth big enough to swallow the micro-plastics has a bunch in their bodies.  Each plastic island is bigger than Texas or Ukraine.  There must be others in the Atlantic and Indian oceans.

I bet the two mentioned are full of radiation from Fukushima.

This WIFI article is for experts.

Remember when they say a little won’t hurt you, they are lying.  You get a little driving under the towers, at home, at school, shopping, on airplanes, on ships, from satellites, and anyplace where modern technology is present.

As an Oregon student would say, ” you ain’t seen nothing, Yet “.  Survival means being self-sufficient.  Wait until China stops exporting to the once beacon of freedom, the late great USA.

Survival in retarded Bowser’s District of Columbus is getting more difficult.

See what happens to spouses in big time politics.

Joe has found his niche.  I hope he almost lives to be impeached.

Such a sweet song….

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