The only test to trust…..

As midterm elections draw closer, you should  not be surprised when the Democrat/Socialist/Communist/RINOS re-introduce the Chinese Flu with various names.

Disease is their Grim Reaper, their Fear Factor, their reason for mail-in ballots. On the positive side for is their personal financial source for their trip down the Yellow Brick Road to Billionaire Heaven.

You can rest assured the crooked firm of Fauci & Gates, LLC have vaccines and tests galore, already waiting for your MANDATORY purchase, to conquer their new and improved, freshly man-made  variants.

The Dem Grim Reaper wearing his blue hooded robe with the Jack Ass emblem and carrying his scythe, has never really left. He has just been reloading with his new variants and necessary accessories.


-Sheila Tolley-

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Strategic Meal

So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass the salt!

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To all Connoisseurs of Good Puns…………  

How do you make holy water?  You take some regular water & boil the hell out of it.

     Will glass coffins be a success?  Remains to be seen.

    What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?  One is really heavy and the other is a  little lighter.

    Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.  One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

        Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?  There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.

         I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.

         What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?  A maybe.

         I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.  I lost my case.

         When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

         A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

         She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

         Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today?  I don’t know and don’t really care.

         I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

         Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?  Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

         My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.

         The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

         I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”

        Need an ark? I Noah guy.

        I used to be indecisive; now I’m not so sure.

        Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

        What did the grape say when it got stepped on?  Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

 What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?  A Thesaurus.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.


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