Some Good Chuckles For You

THE SPHINX—STRANGE LIFE AND PEOPLE

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Sphinx readers knew the innocent verdict was coming.  There were three Democrats on the jury.  All we can hope for is to make the criminals spend money on future judges and lawyers.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/05/31/d-c-jury-finds-michael-sussmann-not-guilty-of-lying-to-fbi-n2608008

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This guy should know that the CIA, FBI, and Justice Department are arms of the Democratic Party.  Nothing will be done until the entire upper management and corrupt culture is cleaned out by a mass firing.  Only a fool believes anything the government says or writes.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/29/heres-the-one-word-the-fbi-doesnt-seem-to-know-anymore-n2607919

I can think of thirty more.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/29/the-shameful-six-never-listen-to-these-people-again/

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‘Top Gun: Maverick’ has all good reviews , so far.


https://redstate.com/slee/2022/05/28/top-gun-maverick-breaks-box-office-records-and-hollywoods-china-chains-n571400

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2022/05/29/top-gun-maverick-met-all-expectations-save-one-n571883

https://deadline.com/2022/05/top-gun-maverick-box-office-1235034420/

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Why is no one mentioning the teacher who left the door propped open ?

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I will believe this BS when Obama and the rest of the crooks sell their homes on Martha’s Vineyard, Hawaii, and Malibu.  Maybe the carrier shown can run on some Chinese made solar panels.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/28/department-of-navy-releases-climate-change-strategy/

Do this with everything you hear or read from the MSM.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/take-with-a-grain-of-salt.html

Would someone send me something that Stacey Abrams has accomplished ?

Are bed bugs still a problem ?

https://apnews.com/article/covid-health-travel-united-states-b629be28a45ed4243ea9ee73439ad827

Does Chattanooga have a gang problem ?

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/29/six-people-injured-during-shootout-in-downtown-chattanooga/

The Supremes have several important decisions this month.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/supreme-court-concealed-carry-gun-laws-new-york/2022/05/30/id/1072140/

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France has a Dijon shortage.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2022/05/20/france-France-dijon-mustard-shortage/7331653071673/

Babies know what’s going on.

https://www.theonion.com/fetus-steps-outside-womb-for-quick-cigarette-break-1848637711

https://thefederalist.com/

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Musk is the master.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ninja-level-move-elon-musk-switches-back-to-democrat-party-sexual-harassment-accusation-withdrawn

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Arachnid Editor:  What is news-making about spiders, LL ?

https://www.noemamag.com/the-surprisingly-sophisticated-mind-of-an-insect/

The Goofy Cat:  It’s not the spiders, it’s that people are buying them for pets.  Them dems must be collecting them, they go into the dark and evil places where they live.

https://www.everythingreptiles.com/12-best-pet-spiders/

I like the Praying Mantis.  Aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy probably look like them.

https://www.studyfinds.org/insects-as-pets-praying-mantis/

Horses and humans.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/when-did-humans-domesticate-the-horse-180980097/?utm_source=pocket-newtab

The world in general.

Since the medical profession has forsaken science for politics, I don’t believe anything I read without more research. 

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/we-finally-know-what-turns-cats-into-tabbies?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Here is another cat story.  It sounds like Hillary Clinton slithering from her grave.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/23/couple-shocked-when-dead-cat-comes-back-after-being-buried/

Every church has one…..

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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house… walked home… and left it there all night.

You gotta love George.

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Unusual Pictures For Today

THIS “Candid Camera” SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR

Observations On Aging

To answer your question…..

I absolutely BELIEVE this!
-Sheila Tolley-

Our American Educational System

“Y’all come on in. Get yourself an Amurican education. We damn garantee ya when you  gradiate….you will get a deploma or dugree that sez you are smart. We done scratched cursive writing from our kurriculum and we are about to take away math and all tests.”

-Perfesser Tolley-

The Modern Plan

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE