Florida is #1 in FREEDOM

No Fool Like An Old Fool

Old Geezer Joe calls this an Incredible Transition….

Yeah right, 2000 Mules moved a Senile Jack Ass into the oval office.

How Incredible!

-Sheila Tolley-

Morning Chuckle



Where are Hill & Bill ?



The Good Nancy gets a stamp.


Boycott Pizza Hut, save your children and grandchildren.



New York City’s new mayor lets the big banks rob/cheat customers in Chinatown.  He couldn’t care less.


The liberals in California could not care less about individuals getting robbed, assaulted, or killed.  If victims organized they might have a chance.



The Chinese have mastered the mind of a Democrat.  Some photos of Pigleosi, Schiff, Nadler, Schumer, and Joe are included.



Own a part of movie history.


Republicans should get after the dems, on the right to free speech.  We want the truth.  Ole Nancy, happy trails to you.


A word to the wise.


This is for many of our sports fans.  The only game in town is the Chinese NBA.  Many people prefer America First.  Thanks to loyal reader RW, a true patriot.

Today’s dis-honors.


Twitter wants to keep the ability to lie, cheat, and deceive the world.




DeSantis will protect Florida.


Disney still sux, even Commie Sue thinks so.




The bees will just move a few feet away and continue their master plan.  Loyal reader RW uses a badminton racket. 




You need real gold, not shares or other worthless notes.




The Everything Editor:  Have you dug up more slime, LL ?

It’s Hard To Avoid It Cat:  I see more slime than the Congressional Sanitation workers. 

Pence surprises Georgia’s temporary Governor Kemp, he’s holding Stacey Abrams place until she returns from Dunkin’ Donuts.


Tournaments should start kicking the ill mannered brats out–see you next year.


The media is still striving for mediocrity.


Stacey is a lying skank.


It Is True….


I have come to the conclusion that…Joe Biden is too stupid to know how stupid he is.
-Sheila Tolley-

Marriage Counseling

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

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Should have been a quote….

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We have heard NO TRUTH, since I don’t know when,
BUT…this is a quote, that ‘Should Have Been.’
-Sheila Tolley-


“I ran for President three times to become obama’s third term.”
-Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.-




You have heard about Alcoholics  Anonymous (AA), right? A person joins AA, stands up to introduce herself, then the audience of previously confessed consumers of alcohol, return the greeting. The first meeting would go like this:

Me: Hello, my name is Sheila and I am an alcoholic.

Audience: Hello Sheila.

At this point, I am no longer alone. I have stood up and confessed to a group of people who I have never met in my life that I cannot handle my alcohol. My family may have asked me to join AA. A judge can make AA attendance mandatory. Many judges probably need to be in AA themselves but no fellow judge has ever demanded that they join.

I do not belong to AA, but I really am a member of a very special club. You cannot join this special club just because you desire to be a member. No amount of money will buy your way into my club.  Unlike AA, a judge cannot demand that you join my club. The judge himself cannot join unless he already qualified many years ago. In fact, if you are not already a member of my club, you can never become a member. The enlistment time has passed. There will be no future openings for membership. If a member of my club dies, there will still be no replacement member invited to join.

My club is known as The Baby Boomers. It is a Spin-Off, or sequel so to speak,  of The Greatest Generation. To join The Baby Boomers, one had to be born between 1944 and 1964. No exceptions.

We are an elite group. A previous POTUS (YUK!…obama) accused us of clinging to our “Guns and Religion.” That is the only correct statement I ever remember him making, but at least he got that one right. Members of my club think people should work for a living. They also believe there are only two kinds of Americans. Those who were born here and those who passed the test.

I cannot speak for every Baby Boomer, but as for myself, Global Warming is nowhere on my long list of concerns. In fact, as I say my prayers at night, I often thank my Jesus for Global Warming. During The Ice Age, The Laurentide Ice Sheet that covered North America was two miles thick.

In that environment, it would just be way too much trouble to plant my potatoes.

By the way, if given the choice between being a Drunk or an Alcoholic, I would have to choose being a Drunk because I am too busy to attend all those meetings.

I got taters to plant.


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