A Portable School Security System

Just in case your county thinks your kids are safe with a four-feet chain link fence, doors that don’t lock and no security guard……You might suggest this improvement at your next school meeting.
-Sheila Tolley-

Quit asking, why did he have a gun?
Ask why DIDN’T the teachers have guns?
Don’t take a cell phone to a gunfight.


The Woke Frick & Frack


A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne”.

“What a coincidence” said the farmer, who added. “It is a special day for me…I’m celebrating”.

“It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating” said the woman.

“What a coincidence” said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating”?

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant”.

“What a coincidence” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is awesome” said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster” the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said. “What a coincidence.”


Astronomy Picture of the Day

The Road and the Milky Way>
Image Credit & Copyright: David Cruz

Explanation: At night you can follow this road as it passes through the Dark Sky Alqueva reserve not too far from Alentejo, Portugal. Or you could stop, look up, and follow the Milky Way through the sky. Both stretch from horizon to horizon in this 180 degree panorama recorded on June 3. Our galaxy’s name, the Milky Way, does refer to its appearance as a milky path in the sky. The word galaxy itself derives from the Greek for milk. From our fair planet the arc of the Milky Way is most easily visible on moonless nights from dark sky areas, though not quite so bright or colorful as in this image. The glowing celestial band is due to the collective light of myriad stars along the galactic plane too faint to be distinguished individually. The diffuse starlight is cut by dark swaths of the galaxy’s obscuring interstellar dust clouds. Standing above the Milky Way arc near the top of this panoramic nightscape is bright star Vega, with the galaxy’s central bulge near the horizon at the right.

Tomorrow’s picture: pareidolia in space



The Supremes will release opinions Monday and Wednesday.


Maybe Biden could take some money from the rainbow bullet and lipstick funds and put it in helicopter maintenance.



Ole Commie Joe threatens the Supreme Court Justices, just like Schumer did a while back.  FJB




FJB and the gay community.  You have let the radical left take over the gay movement.  The sexual abuse of 5 year old children is the worst.  The LGBTQAI + movement is where supporters of the Confederate Battle Flag were in the sixties.  You have equality, that’s all you get.




The PGA should run the government, they enforce rules/laws.



I wish this was Pigleosi or Schumer.


Pigleosi and Bowser caused the DC riot.


Be careful Joe, Kamala is half an Air Force One step away.



The FBI needs a thorough house cleaning from the top to bottom.  They are as nasty as a Monkeypox lesion.


Good work by someone.


This is getting funnier.  The left needs to stop trying to convert children to the LGBTQAI + life style, and get on with their lives.  I, for one, am tired of their trying to convert children.


The dems never change.  Sure, and the women in Iran wear bikinis to work.


Taiwan is an independent country from China, the same as Ukraine and Russia.  Joe should say if China invades Taiwan that we will stop all trade-we get about half of our needs from China.


Maybe cops prevented murders at Kavanaugh’s home and this school.



Joe finds a suitable church.




I hope the Republicans get in power and pass a law preventing any tax money going to schools like this, and those teaching CRT, 1619, transgender ideas, or any other Radical Liberal Bullsheet.


Casino news.




The Active Editor:  What has your fur standing on ends, LL ?

The Frizzled Cat:  Our Cocaine drug sniffing dog has started drinking Corona Beer.  He is not the world’s most interesting dog.  He said Dos Equis tastes like cat urine smells.



Here are some old animal videos from my archives.  The first is a bunch of Corgi’s tracking down Trump’s collusion, just like Nancy and her creepos.  I could retitle it ” Roberts looks for Supreme Court leaker “.


This is Biden’s biting dog that disappeared, he’s selling cocaine for Hunter.


Our Elton John spider.


A golf cat.


Earn more than the President, be a life guard in La La Land.  You must stay awake.


Just sit back and enjoy this one

The Power of Bourbon

Beautiful Pictures For Today


Bear on the roof……

 Image result for picture of a bear on the roof

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

 He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.”

 He calls the number and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.

 The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

 “What are you going to do,” the homeowner asks?

 “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. 

The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”

 He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

 “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.

 “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”