ON MY QUOTEBOX…Strange & Hypocritical

I find it quite STRANGE & HYPOCRITICAL that:

The Democrat/Socialist/Communist/RINOS get their Panties, Tighty Whities,  Boxers & Depends in a wad because  hunters post pictures of their legally owned  AR-15 and hunting trophies on Social Media, but….

….they celebrated by selling tee shirts and hats when:

Madonna said in her speech that “she had thoughts of BLOWING UP THE WHITE HOUSE” and Kathy Griffin paraded around carrying a replica of a “severed head of Donald Trump.”

You would think they would have thrown  a couple of RED FLAGS at these two, huh?

These Democrat/Socialist/Communist/RINOS are Freaks and should be sideshows in a circus tent.

-Sheila Tolley-

 

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Come On In……

TRUTH BOMB

Remember….this is not just about the price of gasoline for your vehicle. This is about the price of anything that moves by truck, which is
EVERYTHING!

Thanks Joe Biden….you America-Hating, Communist-Loving JackAss.  Always remember, you were not elected, you was installed into office by 2000 Mules.
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A Golf Story

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In 1923, Who Was:

1. President of the largest steel company? 
2. President of the largest gas company? 
3. President of the New York stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator? 
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 
6. Great Bear of Wall Street? 

These men were considered some of the world’s most successful of their days. Now, 90 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them?


The Answers: 

1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper. 

2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane. 

3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home. 

4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless. 

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself. 

6 The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide 

However, 
in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him? 

He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. 
He was financially secure at the time of his death. 

The Moral:


Screw work. 
Play golf.

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Really Good Church Signs

 

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The Curious Nun

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’

‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out…

‘Now, how about that drink?’

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God Will Provide

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A girl brought home her fiance, a theology student, to meet her parents for the first time. Her father was keen to learn what prospects the boy had.

“How do you plan to make a living?” asked the father.

“I don’t know,” said the student, “but God will provide.”

The father raised his eyebrows. “Do you own a car?”

“No,” said the student, “but God will provide.”

“I see. And where are you thinking of living once you’re married?”

“No idea, but I’m sure God will provide.”

Later the mother asked the father what he thought of their prospective son-in-law.

“Not a lot, really,” sighed the father. “He’s got no money and seems to have given precious little thought to the future. But on the other hand……

he thinks I’m God!”

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