Day: June 2, 2022
Where Have all the 50s Rockers Gone?
There are some real classic oldies in this 3 minute video!!
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I Hope you enjoy this little clip and history of some rock and rollers from our generation…followed by Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling!”
THE SPHINX—SERENDIPITY
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America deserves to crash. Congress and Joe also deserve to crash.
https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/05/31/china-moves-to-buy-a-major-american-news-outlet-n572890
21 Black, White House, employees are leaving. CNN, Disney, and MSNBC will have first pick.
An Ohio woman qualifies as being stupid enough to run for Congress. Stay tuned for news of more democratic voters, from the Buckeye State.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/01/bison-gores-woman-after-she-approaches-animal-at-yellowstone/
https://ohiostatebuckeyes.com/what-is-a-buckeye/
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Your Secretary of Education says gender reassignment surgery should be between a teacher and child. Why isn’t one of these cases before the Supremes ?
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The new name for people not Democrats is Christofascist.
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Obama was busy selling guns to Mexican drug cartels.
The numbers have been inflated for years.
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An unnews break.
Cleveland solves the Indians Mascot problem.
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Loudoun County, Virginia needs a special prosecutor.
Journalism news.
I guess New York state will issue wanted alerts to look out for X. Licenses for illegals has been delayed a week.
Robots could be AI.
Abbott is trying.
The Hogg guy and Acosta person popped up in the news the past week. I wish I could figure out the schedules. Paul Pelosi wrecked a Porsche and got a DUI. Anyone related to the witch should get free cocaine. Call Hunter or Joe.
The Republicans are fighting back.
Today’s Dis-Honors.
This has been BS from day one. The woke media won’t print the truth. The female swimmers should not swim against these mentally confused people. If they threaten your scholarship sue them.
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Let’s hope this applies to only dems.
https://www.theonion.com/embarrassed-man-frantically-clears-search-history-after-1848950799
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Chemicals in pesticides and plastics have been known for years to mimic female and male hormones. Like autism and vaccines, your government is paid big bucks to let business poison you anyway they want.
Ben Shapiro might love again, maybe Ilhan Omar, if only he was her brother.
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I Don’t Know Editor: What in the world is serendipity, LL ? Is it a new variant of the Wuhan Chinese Red Death Killer Flu ?
The Happy Cat: The flu will be back for the midterm elections. Some reports show that the sanctuary states will allow voting in meth-houses, and Dunkin’ Donuts. This is the generally accepted definition.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/serendipity
Personally, I think it is closely connected to having ” IT “. That is for another day. For some unexplained reason people or things rise above others in similar life circumstances.
Roy Rogers was an example 30 years before The Beatles. I guess every generation has similar ” stars “.
Do shopping carts count ?
This is something whose idea has arrived. What could go wrong with this ?
https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/edible-burrito-tape-invented-by-johns-hopkins-students/
Amigo wants to play a song for our millions of Latino loyal readers.
21 lessons learned by women who had little boys!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant..
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’, it’s already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR’s do not eject ‘PB & J’ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. ) Fire departments have a 5-10 minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids…
80% of Men who read this will try mixing Clorox and brake fluid.
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I love word play….I am a chronic lexophiliac!

Lexophile describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or “To write with a broken pencil is pointless” An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile. This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
When chemists die, they barium.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore .
I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months .
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail .
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.
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Ron White….Near Miss Plane Crash
Enjoy….