This is so FUCKING stupid it makes me want to vomit. China already owns Hunter, for what that POS is worth.  Joe needs to go ahead and throw Jill and the Resolute Desk into the Care Package for his pal Xi Jinping.

You SUCK, Joe Biden….You are a horrible president and you hate America. When you finally get to Hell….if there is one COOL spot left, I hope you are second in line!

-Sheila Tolley-

Where Have all the 50s Rockers Gone?

There are some real classic oldies in this 3 minute video!!

The MC at the beginning introducing Little Richard, is Alan Freed, the DJ who penned the phrase Rock N’ Roll?  He was involved in a Payola scandal (Receiving money to play certain records ) and was pretty well banned from radio and died at the age of 43 from Alcoholism.
Little Richard, real name Richard Penniman, passed last year at the age of 87.
Eddie Cochran was killed in a car crash in Chippenham, England on the way to London . Gene Vincent was injured in the crash, as well as Sharon Sheeley, Eddie’s fiancée. She was a songwriter, and she wrote Poor Little Fool for Ricky Nelson.
Don Everly, the last of the Everly Brothers, just passed away this past August 21st. (2021) Their songs Wake Up Little Susie, All I have to Do Is Dream and Bye Bye Love, were written by country & western writers, husband and wife team of Felice and Boudleaux Bryant.
 Chuck Berry and his famous duckwalk. What a talent he was! He died a few years ago, at the age of 90. The music from his song Sweet Little Sixteen, was later covered by The Beach Boys for their song Surfin’ USA . Also, his biggest hit was My Ding Aling and that was written years earlier by Dave Bartholomew, Fats Domino’s good friend and co writer. ( I have added Chuck Berry’s biggest hit Ding-A-Ling at the end of this post.)
Bobby Helms was actually a country singer and is well known for his Xmas song, Jingle Bell Rock.  Buddy Holly’s real name is Charles Hardin Holley… yes Holley with an E in it. The song he is singing, Oh Boy, on the original has him clearing his throat while singing, and you can hear it.
Fats Domino was 89 when he passed in 2017. He and a man named Dave Bartholomew co wrote many of Fat’s hits. Dave was also a record producer and passed in 2018 at the age of 100.
Two good ol’ New Orleans Boys, Danny & The Juniors, had a great hit with their 1957 song At The Hop, and the next year released Rock And Roll Is Here To Stay, and unlike this song, they just kind of faded away!!!!
That leaves only Jerry Lee Lewis left from our era. Jerry will turn 87 on September 29 of this year.

I Hope you enjoy this little clip and history of some rock and rollers from our generation…followed by Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling!”



21 lessons learned by women who had little boys!

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant..

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words ‘uh oh’, it’s already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even  though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR’s do not eject ‘PB & J’ sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. ) Fire departments have a 5-10 minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids…

80% of Men who read this will try mixing Clorox and brake fluid.


I love word play….I am a chronic lexophiliac!

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Lexophile describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish,” or “To write with a broken pencil is pointless” An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.  This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.

 No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

 If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

 I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

 When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

 When chemists die, they barium.

 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

 I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

 England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

 Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

 This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore .

I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

 A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months .

 When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

 I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

 A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail .

 A will is a dead giveaway.

 With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

 Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

 A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

 The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

 He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

 When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

 Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.

 Those who get too big for their britches will be totally exposed in the end.


Ron White….Near Miss Plane Crash




A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked,
“Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number of the patient?”

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,  “Norma Findlay, Room 302.”

The operator replied, “Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse’s station for that room.”

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, “I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.”

The grandmother said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news.”

The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”

The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit.”

Up, Up and Away……