And The Officer Replied….

” Yes Sir, Mr. Pelosi…..I totally understand your depression. If I were married to Nancy Pelosi, I would get drunk and try to kill myself also…I am just pointing out that…..You are driving a new Porsche so you must hit something more solid than a Jeep.”

From The Pits Of Hell….

 

I am George Soros and I approve this message!

SINKING SHIP

“Sorry….but the Illegal Immigrants took all the lifeboats!”
-Sheila Tolley-

Are you tired of aggravating calls? Change your message to this….

They should have taken this suggestion more seriously…

Beats Advertising….