“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.”

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” 

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” 

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” 

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”

“No home decor is complete without dog hair.” 

“The best therapist has fur and four legs.” 

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” 

“Without my dog my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.” 

“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.” 

“If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.”

“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.”