“This home is filled with love and dog hair.” 

“Beware! Dog can’t hold its licker.” 

“Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.” 

“Life without a dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.” 

“What I like most about people is their dogs.” 

“Less people, more dogs.”

“Dogs are my favorite people.”

“The only person who understands me is my dog.”

“I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.” 

“I am one dog short of crazy.” 

“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.” 

“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.” 

“Leave me alone – I’m only speaking to dogs today.” 

“The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.”

“When I die my dog gets everything.”