Archive | November 2019

Horseplay at its best!

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A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons.
When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses;
My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses;
My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

 

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a farmer’s friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

The farmer friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their father’s Will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:

Eldest son……..9
Middle son…….6
Youngest son…2
TOTAL IS…….17.

Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer friend takes his horse back to his farm.

Problem Solved!

Moral:

The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th horse i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the 18th horse the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

That’s what I call clever Mathematics.

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A Man meets a Genie…

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A young man is going about his regular day when a genie stops him and grants him one wish.

The man stops to think about it for a minute, then says, okay i got one. He tells the Genie for his wish he wants to build a bridge from Los Angeles to Sydney so he could drive whenever he wants.

The Genie immediately said no, its not possible. The Pacific is just too deep, their are currents, the bridge will never hold up. Its impossible, wish for something else.

A little upset that he can’t have his bridge the man comes up with another wish. He asks the Genie to understand how a women’s mind works.

The genie replied, do you want the bridge to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?

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THE SPHINX—-ROCK’EM SOCK’EM

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https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/11/27/nolte-adam-schiff-rigged-impeachment-hearings-by-hiding-exculpatory-evidence/

https://www.oann.com/

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The Editor:  What is your title about, LL ?

Marx Cat:  A retro toy is coming out this Christmas, the Adam Schiff action figure.

Here is some serious Rock’em  Sock’em.

https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2019/11/23/antifa-member-tries-block-car-assault-someone-doesnt-go-well-seriously/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7714031/Astronomers-Australia-capture-STUNNING-image-Milky-Way.html

Ghislaine’s videos will Rock & Sock ole Slick Willy, if she can live to present them to an honest official.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10414777/prince-andrew-ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-reveal/

Cat mummies are found in Egypt.

https://news.yahoo.com/lion-cub-mummies-feature-huge-ancient-egypt-175155573.html

This is a baaaad accident.

https://news.yahoo.com/ship-14-600-sheep-aboard-capsizes-off-romania-220001331.html

K-pop is having problems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_idol

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4848347/goo-hara-dead-suicide-kpop-slaves/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/11/24/k-pop-star-goo-hara-found-dead-at-her-home/