Archive | November 2019

A Man meets a Genie…

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A young man is going about his regular day when a genie stops him and grants him one wish.

The man stops to think about it for a minute, then says, okay i got one. He tells the Genie for his wish he wants to build a bridge from Los Angeles to Sydney so he could drive whenever he wants.

The Genie immediately said no, its not possible. The Pacific is just too deep, their are currents, the bridge will never hold up. Its impossible, wish for something else.

A little upset that he can’t have his bridge the man comes up with another wish. He asks the Genie to understand how a women’s mind works.

The genie replied, do you want the bridge to be 2 lanes or 4 lanes?

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THE SPHINX—-ROCK’EM SOCK’EM

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-census-lawsuit/u-s-starves-2020-census-of-funding-threatens-undercount-ny-lawsuit-idUSKBN1Y01RJ?il=0

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/11/27/nolte-adam-schiff-rigged-impeachment-hearings-by-hiding-exculpatory-evidence/

https://www.oann.com/

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The Editor:  What is your title about, LL ?

Marx Cat:  A retro toy is coming out this Christmas, the Adam Schiff action figure.

Here is some serious Rock’em  Sock’em.

https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2019/11/23/antifa-member-tries-block-car-assault-someone-doesnt-go-well-seriously/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7714031/Astronomers-Australia-capture-STUNNING-image-Milky-Way.html

Ghislaine’s videos will Rock & Sock ole Slick Willy, if she can live to present them to an honest official.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10414777/prince-andrew-ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-reveal/

Cat mummies are found in Egypt.

https://news.yahoo.com/lion-cub-mummies-feature-huge-ancient-egypt-175155573.html

This is a baaaad accident.

https://news.yahoo.com/ship-14-600-sheep-aboard-capsizes-off-romania-220001331.html

K-pop is having problems.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_idol

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/4848347/goo-hara-dead-suicide-kpop-slaves/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2019/11/24/k-pop-star-goo-hara-found-dead-at-her-home/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Galileo’s Europa Remastered
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, SETI Institute, Cynthia Phillips, Marty Valenti

Explanation: Looping through the Jovian system in the late 1990s, the Galileo spacecraft recorded stunning views of Europa and uncovered evidence that the moon’s icy surface likely hides a deep, global ocean. Galileo’s Europa image data has been remastered here, using improved new calibrations to produce a color image approximating what the human eye might see. Europa’s long curving fractures hint at the subsurface liquid water. The tidal flexing the large moon experiences in its elliptical orbit around Jupiter supplies the energy to keep the ocean liquid. But more tantalizing is the possibility that even in the absence of sunlight that process could also supply the energy to support life, making Europa one of the best places to look for life beyond Earth. What kind of life could thrive in a deep, dark, subsurface ocean? Consider planet Earth’s own extreme shrimp.

Tomorrow’s picture: red planet star trails

Stop Complaining…..

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A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to TOTAL silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words.

After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Bed hard!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “Food bad!” And then he resumed his silent study and work.Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, “I quit!”

The head monk shook his head and said, “I knew this was coming. You’ve done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!”

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THE SPHINX—THANKSGIVING

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https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/11/25/democrats-worst-nightmare-polls-show-34-percent-of-black-likely-voters-approve-of-donald-trump/

The entire Democratic Party is the loser.  Nancy is the leader bwitch.

https://townhall.com/columnists/paulcurry/2019/11/26/adam-schiff-the-sacrificial-lamb-n2557067

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Editor:  Are you thankful this Thanksgiving, LL ?

Stuffing Cat:  I sure am.  Here is some information on the holiday.

Check your weather.

https://weather.com/?cm_ven=PS_GGL_SLForecast_9102015_1&par=MK_GGL&gclid=Cj0KCQiAt_PuBRDcARIsAMNlBdo-ZnKTvWY6cd8BpFM0VKrCvhDkRC5UzdkrZQw0QMEdDMrzqxW66S8aAjpJEALw_wcB

https://www.almanac.com/fact/thanksgiving-day-in-a-1789-proclamation-president-holiday

https://www.almanac.com/content/thanksgiving-weather-forecast

This was an old ” Tar Heel’s ” thoughts.

https://www.ajc.com/sports/furman-bisher-last-thankful-column/Nz1JAiIt7USkv7PNRvQ89K/

Don’t forget the parade.

https://www.macys.com/social/parade/