Archive | June 14, 2020
Two States
CALIFORNIA
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
TEXAS
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not .
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One very mad guy, there are plenty more out there…..
Have you seen this?
THE SPHINX—FONALD DUCK
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For our Georgia, USA, voters-Ossoff agrees with the Seattle terrorist. Maybe he can open a Georgia chapter.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/reaganmccarthy/2020/06/12/ossoff-doubles-down-n2570527
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https://www.redstate.com/wag/2020/06/12/whose-lives-matter/
https://nypost.com/2020/06/08/treasure-found-in-rocky-mountains-after-decade-long-search/
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/video-fenn-treasure-found/
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The Editor: Did you misspell Donald’s name, LL ?
Effin Cat: I sure did. It was Donald’s birthday on June 9, 1934. Here is his first cartoon. If you look closely MS Hen has a Dr Birx scarf and grows AOC corn.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xt60fc
If this mayor spent as much time protecting black citizens as she does F’n, she would be a great mayor.
https://nypost.com/2020/06/08/inside-chicagos-deadliest-day-in-six-decades/
TE: This item is notable because of the ” F ” word. The woman sounds like a member of the Hollywood crowd, late night cable creep comedians, or CNNSUX–MSNBCSUXMORE.
Uh-oh, another crooked politician.
These three ( 3 ) might get justice.
The only common thing these people share is hate, like the dems in Congress and the MSM.
A Very Touching Video
Bible Verse of the Day
