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IT SEEMS TO ME…Our freedoms are in grave peril


WRITTEN BY: BILL BOWSER

 

I ran across this observation while I was surfing the web this morning. It is worth thinking about.

Vivek Ramaswamy (I don’t know anything about this guy, but he certainly makes a brilliant observation) challenged the readers to:

“Name one time in human history when the group fighting to ban books and censor free speech were the good guys.”

He indicated that he would wait for replies. Undoubtedly he is still waiting because it’s never happened.

Indeed, stifling speech and demonizing those who disagree with you is not the way societies are supposed to work. I seem to recall that people who are elected to political positions are required take an oath to swear to uphold and defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, but now the domestic enemies of the Constitution, and the country, have taken over the government.

The left is at war with the rest of the country. We need to do everything possible to oppose their outrageous agenda. Push back with vigor. We want our country back. What happened in Venezuela is starting to happen here. Our freedoms are in grave peril.

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance.

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ON MY SOAPBOX…Wake up, But don’t be woke


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

There was a time in my life when I would not have used the word Hate. Those days are long gone, my friend.  I tried to use, loathe, detest, abhor, and despise in this post. Really, I did!

But all those words are a touch too kind. They lack the OOMPH and ENERGY I need to make my point.

My point being…I HATE the companies and people who encourage Caucasians to Be Less White.

What in the Hell has gone wrong with America? Our morals, company policies, and codes of conduct have literally been flipped up-side-down. Yet, no one seems to care.

We have gone from “Don’t be a Racist” to “Be Less White.”

HOW STUPID IS THAT?

How can my government be fine with Coca-Cola having training classes telling their employees to be less white?

Shall we apply black face as they did in Vaudeville, on Broadway and in the minstrel shows?

I hope, since this idiotic decision, that NO WHITE PERSON buys COKE products.

Be More White….My Pale Pals!

Switch from Coke to Pepsi. Switch from Fanta to Crush.

Today we have Oreo Cookies  jumping on the Liberal Transgender Bandwagon.

They already have the Thin, Original,  Double-Stuf, Mega-Stuf and the Rainbow selection for Gay Pride. Evidently, they still aren’t sure of their Cookie-Gender.

HELLO! Coke is a soft-drink and Oreo is a cookie.

Can we keep life a little damn simpler, folks?

Everything has to be political or dangerous nowadays.

Before I would support Coke or Nabisco:

I would be a passenger with Tiger Woods driving the car,  or

Take Lady Gaga’s dogs for a walk.

 

“As Far as I am concerned…..BOTH COMPANIES BE DAMNED!”
-Sheila Tolley-

 

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Oreo created limited edition rainbow cookies to celebrate LGBTQ+ History Month - CNN

A Job With The FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.’We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ….. Kill her!!’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

 

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them.

 

Pinocchio Joe

 

Lawyer beware….

Do You Judge Your Characters? | El Space--The Blog of L. Marie

 

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand.



He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.”

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The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?” She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.”

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The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to the electric chair.”

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ON MY SOAPBOX….Lower those flags


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

OH My God…Tiger Woods Had Another Wreck. Lower our flag to half-staff.

This post will be classified by many as insensitive or rude.

So be it, I could not care less.

As I have pointed out several times before, the only shows I watch on Fox are The Five and Tucker Carlson. I like both shows SIMPLY because they bash Democrats. The more they bash them, the better I like it. If Democrat Bashing were an Olympic Sport….I would have more Gold Medals than Cuomo has old dead corpses.

So….I tuned in on Tuesday evening to watch my Four at  The Five bash Juan Williams, the Democrat of the group.

OOPS! Juan was missing. Guess who was filling in for DemocRAT Juan.

Geraldo Rivera.  

Just shoot me 30 times with an illegal AR-15 from obama’s Fast & Furious mission and call it Justifiable Homicide.

Geraldo was doing nothing less than using Verbal Fellatio on Tiger Woods.

“Tiger took the game of golf from old white men and integrated it into a sport in which people of color and healthy people could participate.”

I must give Greg Gutfield so much credit. He stood against the entire group of Tiger Devotees on The Five. He let them know that TIGER was still alive, he was most likely driving too fast, luckily missed killing people coming from the opposite direction as he lost control of his free car and jumped the median.

I thank you Greg….call it like it is…Jack Nicklaus remains Number One and Tiger Woods caused another car wreck.

Geraldo needs to go on another Al Capone Secret Room chase and see if he can find another empty Coke bottle.

Cry me a river, Geraldo. Any way you look at it…after Tiger’s poor driving, he ended up in the Rough with a Bad Lie.

When you look back in that Puerto Rican rear view mirror…Old White Man, Jack Nicklaus, will still be number ONE, the  Big wheel will still be turnin’ and Proud Mary will still be burnin’.

 

 

That’s clever….

 

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