A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets $60 and the girls get $40,” she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”
The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”
“That’s more like it!” the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde, “I’d like her,” he said.
“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 85 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next. She has publicly announced, once again, that she is Hanging up her Democrat Hooker Stilettos in the near future. So you go with her now, and Enjoy Doing To Her What She Has Done To America For 40 Years!”
Remember, Pelosi’s first pet was a dinosaur . . . . just sayin’