“You can dress it up anyway you like, BUT Donald Trump is the only solution to preventing your Young Children or Grandchildren from saluting the “Five Starred Chinese Flag.”

-Sheila Tolley-

A WORD FROM: THE WISE

 

The following link opens a long article but well worth your reading time. It is far and away the best summary of the cultural wars facing us as a nation.

This should be mandatory reading for every Republican and conservative before the next election.

 

https://americanmind.org/features/preserving-the-american-way-of-life/

 

In my post today titled, “And The Winner Is Whitey” CountryBaconMan had a question for me. He asks, “Who wrote the book of love?”

I do not like to leave such serious questions unanswered so I immediately called Mr. Googleman to find the answer for this fine gentleman. Well, I did not actually have a need to call, because Mr. Googleman hangs around my house (and yours) all the time.

I just opened the front door and motioned for him to come on in.

In reply to my question…he said that The Monotones sang The Book of Love. I said, “I did not ask you who sang The Book of Love, you bumbling fool, I asked you who wrote it.” He said he did not know the answer, so I kicked him out of my house.

Mr. Googleman was quite intimidated, since I made him feel stupid, and said he was never coming around me again.

I do not know what I will do now. I am lost. I depended on him to keep up with my every move and thought…like a Good Spy should.

I will be like Joe Biden now. I will not know where I am, where I have been or where I am going. Oh, well, I guess I will just…

Go back to my basement.

-Sheila Tolley-

 

“Relax little Bubba…you will be fine. It is just a little rope for you to use in case you need to pull down your garage door. Now take a few deep breaths….

doesn’t that feel better? See, you can breathe. I knew you could do it. Was 15 FBI agents sufficient, in your opinion, to check out that Garage Door Pull Rope?  If not, we will send the other 34,985 agents from the FBI. After all, we have no other problems in our country that rise to such a  level of importance as that of your Garage Door Pull Rope. We have also removed that nasty old Confederate Flag that bothers you. Is there anything else we can do for you? If not…

START YOUR ENGINE…don’t let the noise startle you.”

-Sheila Tolley-

 

“Why aren’t these BLM/ANTIFA’S  who set fires to buildings charged with arson? Why aren’t the CHOP/CHAZERS charged with trespassing? Why aren’t the WILD IDIOTS who are tearing down our statues and history charged with destruction of property? Why aren’t all these so-called peaceful demonstrators in JAIL? We must have plenty of empty jail cells since they have released all their other criminals to protect them from The Wuhan Virus. WHY?

 

The questions were much simpler in my day, like…Who put the bomp In the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp and  Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

 

I have a feeling I will find answers to my Who questions long before my WHY questions.”

-Sheila Tolley-

 

There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”, according to the British military.

We’ve heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.

Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.

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