Day: July 16, 2020

ON MY SOAPBOX…Thank you Gov Kemp

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Governor Brian Kemp issued an executive order late on Wednesday suspending local regulations requiring “face coverings, masks, face shields or any other personal protective equipment” in public.

 

I am so grateful that Governor Kemp has ruled in favor of  Personal Choice for Georgia.  (Link shown below)

 

“Whoa now!  Don’t think for one minute that some Democrats aren’t hoppin’ mad over this decision.   They are terrified that people may escape from their Socialist Government Bubble. Then, the first thing you know, businesses will reopen and employers will expect their employees to return to work. OMG! How will they stop the economy from from coming alive?

 

Personally, I think the Democrats should require that all members of their Party-Of-Hate be covered from the top of their head to the bottom of their feet. Perhaps then, their hatred for our country will not spread.

 

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa/wear-a-mask-georgia-governor-mayors-embroiled-in-latest-coronavirus-clash-idUSKCN24H2L1

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ON MY SOAPBOX…Go fund yourself, stacey

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WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

Whaddup, Racey Stacey ?

I have had many friends in my long life. I never divided my friends by skin color. They are my American friends.

Then the name Stacey Abrams popped up in my fine state of Georgia.

Guess what? Even after all these years, my friends unanimously agree that: 

‘You, Stacey Abrams, are the most embarrassing thing that has ever crawled out of Georgia’s Political Cesspool.’

You have taken the Georgia Trophy of Shame away from Honey BooBoo and Mama June.

At one point, my American friends did collectively write the following questions and would like your responses.

Stacey: What is your damn problem? Why do you owe $50,000 tax debt? Why do you have a credit card debt of $170,000? Why should you be anywhere near a state budget when you have such a horrible personal finance record? Why do you continually  live under a black cloud and scream REPARATIONS? Are you hoping that your ancestors who died 150 years ago will crawl from their grave and come to your rescue? Do you Re-imagine them in their grave with their hand cupped around their ear saying, “Shhhh, I think I hear Stacey Abrams calling…she may need more free money?” Are you mentally ill? Have you had a frontal lobotomy? Are you having a posthumous love affair with Jim Crow? Do you know that he has been dead for 56 years? Why do you dig up black bones but tear down white statues? Do you know that slavery has been abolished for 155 years? Do you know that equals 7.5 generations? If you and the Gang of Congressional Crooks get a nice fat reparations check, will you do as you should and bury it in your Great-(say Great 7.5 times) Grandparents graves? When did you last visit the graves of your  Great-(say Great 7.5 times) Grandparents? Does Basement Joe Biden like your choice of shampoo?  In the 2022 Georgia Governor’s race, are you running for Re-Election?

We await your answers.

 

The BLM/ANFIFA terrorists should quit tearing down statues and trying to erase history because…

that makes you eraseist.

 

 

The Laws of Life 

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1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity   – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability   – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers   – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6. Law of the Bath   – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7. Law of Close Encounters   – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

8. Law of the Result   – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

9. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena   – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11. The Coffee Law   – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12. Murphy’s Law of Lockers   – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13. Law of Physical Surfaces   –

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14. Law of Logical Argument   – Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

15. Law of Physical Appearance   – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

16. Law of Public Speaking   — A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18. Doctors’ Law   – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

If you don’t forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off.

Really… It’s true.

I read it on the Internet!

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VOTE WISELY

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