Archive | July 18, 2020

Call the mortician…His last brain cell has died

In all fairness, I think Gaffe Joe is saying “I’m gonna BE Joe Biden”, rather than beat Joe Biden…but who knows? With that disconnect between his brain and mouth, he could be saying anything. He needs to drag a tall Oak tree to his basement and take up whittling as a hobby. He could whittle out a giant statue of his boyhood friend and idol, Corn Pop.

-Sheila Tolley-

 

Funny pics from the internet

The roof painter

Look at him, what a plonker.

The Cat Who Made A Bad Decision

You can see it on his face that he's not a lilo man.

Mark with a “C”

The greatest Starbucks name fail ever, even better than Clint's.

It could have happened to any of us really.

The classic cake failure

All the more funny when you think about how long it would take to pipe this.

The learning curve

You've got to make some mistakes once.

Another cat who made a bad decision

That's a sad kitty.

A story in 4 parts

He's one of them now.

The squirrel who fell

I think he was fine though.

The stapler from floor four

He had a lovely time.

Grown ass man stuck in playground

He's probably still there.

School teachers?

He was a good student.

The thought Process

Sometimes you just know, you know?

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THE SPHINX—-WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE

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https://www.breitbart.com/news/justice-ginsburg-says-cancer-has-returned-but-wont-retire/

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https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2020/07/16/want-to-keep-kids-from-going-back-to-school-over-covid-thats-fine-pedophiles-also-agree-n2572592

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https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/viewing-comet-neowise/

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https://nypost.com/2020/07/14/mary-trumps-takedown-of-president-proves-shes-the-one-whos-crazy/

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-robocalls/u-s-supreme-court-bolsters-law-banning-robocalls-idUSKBN247273

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2020/07/16/top-biden-advisor-yeah-we-really-screwed-up-swine-flu-and-are-lucky-more-americans-didnt-die-n2572632

The Maxwell Diaries–The Prince and Pauper—Where is Bill Clinton ?

https://nypost.com/2020/07/16/prince-andrews-official-website-removed-amid-ghislaine-maxwell-arrest/

https://www.oann.com/

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The Same Well Mannered Editor:  What’s the difference about, LL ?

Mummy Cat:  It’s about how Republicans and Independents can’t meet the low standards of being a Democrat/Liberal/Communist.  Here is one who tried and failed.  It takes more than cosmetic surgery.

Amigo almost got the popcorn out, thinking that the Mummy was about to start.

Speaking of the Democrats and Republicans, what could go wrong with this liberal dung beetle BS ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bronsonstocking/2020/07/15/berkeley-cancels-traffic-stops-n2572559

https://tolleystopics.com/2020/07/15/read-then-watch-video-clip/

Anyone with anything of value, automobile, home, savings, 401k, pension, education fund, family and children who votes Democratic must want to have an early death or live under a bridge.

Joe’s advice might help a little.

https://tolleystopics.com/2020/03/09/joe-bidens-firearms-advice/

Please, remember not all crooks have the attention span of a carrot, like this Congressman.

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2019/10/10/man-attempts-armed-robbery-accidentally-gives-victim-gun-video/

Here is one vision of a Democratic future.  The uncontrolled killers will slowly take over businesses, just like this free enterprise venture in Mexico.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mexico-telecoms-cartels-specialreport/special-report-drug-cartel-narco-antennas-make-life-dangerous-for-mexicos-cell-tower-repairmen-idUSKCN24G1DN

If you can get it, your electrical grid will look like this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3185040/Danger-8ft-high-voltage-Lethal-power-cables-dangle-perilously-close-men-women-Old-Delhi-s-no-wonder-poor-electricians-blow-fuse.html

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Finding NEOWISE
Image Credit & Copyright: Tom Masterson

Explanation: If you can see the stars of the Big Dipper, you can find comet NEOWISE in your evening sky tonight. After sunset look for the naked-eye comet below the bowl of the famous celestial kitchen utensil of the north and above your northwestern horizon. You’re looking for a fuzzy ‘star’ with a tail, though probably not so long a tail as in this clear sky snapshot taken from Los Padres National Forest in California on the evening of July 16. Recent photographs of C/2020 F3 (NEOWISE) often show this comet’s broad dust tail and fainter but separate ion tail extending farther than the eye can follow. Skygazers around the world have been delighted to find NEOWISE, surprise visitor from the outer Solar System.

Tomorrow’s picture: our rotating moon