ON MY SOAPBOX…My Club


WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

 

As I pointed out previously, I do not belong to AA, but I really am a member of a very special club. You cannot join this special club just because you desire to be a member. No amount of money will buy your way into my club.  Unlike AA, a judge cannot demand that you join my club. The judge himself cannot join unless he already qualified many years ago. In fact, if you are not already a member of my club, you can never become a member. The enlistment time has passed. There will be no future openings for membership. If a member of my club dies, there will still be no replacement member invited to join.

My club is known as The Baby Boomers. It is a Spin-Off, or sequel so to speak,  of The Greatest Generation. To join The Baby Boomers, one had to be born between 1944 and 1964. No exceptions.

We are an elite group. A previous POTUS (obama) accused us of clinging to our “Guns and Religion.” That is the only correct statement I remember him making, but at least he got that one right. Members of my club think people should work for a living. They also believe there are only two kinds of Americans.

Those who were born here and those who passed the test.

I cannot speak for every Baby Boomer, but as for myself, Global Warming and this addle-brained Green New Deal sham scheme is nowhere on my long list of concerns. In fact, as I say my prayers at night, I often thank my Jesus for Global Warming. During The Ice Age, The Laurentide Ice Sheet that covered North America was two miles thick.

In that environment, it would be way too much trouble to plant my potatoes and flower bulbs.

By the way, if given the choice between being a Drunk or an Alcoholic, I would have to choose being a Drunk because I am too busy to attend all those meetings.

I got “taters” to plant.

 

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7 thoughts on “ON MY SOAPBOX…My Club

  1. Yep I am a PROUD member born in 1946 do not go along with any of the WOKE ideas. Love GOD and country and VOTED for my president DONALD TRUMP. And will do it again he is the last hope we have to KEEP AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

  2. Well I just missed joining your club as I was born in 1943. but as the last of the greatest generation I must say we are togethe,r on the same wavelength on the our thoughts of the sorriest generation that currently is ruining our beloved country. My President the Honorable Donald Trump was the greatest President this country has had in the last 50 years or so. If he runs again I will do as I did before and vote for him. Hoping he will be able to save our country. If it is too late then we as true Americans will have to do what the second amendment was designed for and rise up and retake our country from the socialists and commies who are destroying it. In what ever way that is necessary. We should hang the those who are destroying the country we so love..

    • No Sir, Fred….we “AIN’T” having none of that talk. As I said, we are a sequel to The Greatest Generation. The sequel is never as good as the original….we have unanimously elected you as Brigadier General of our Baby Boomers Brigade and on movie night….we will all enjoy The Andrew Sisters. Which I will totally enjoy!

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