Happy Texas Independence Day! (2021) | Koch's Tour


Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor—Texas-Style!”

The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 14 bumper stickers which will read:

1. “I’m A Democrat”

2. “Amnesty For Illegals”

3. “I Love The Dixie Chicks”

4. “Boycott Beef”

5. “I Voted For Obama”

6. “George Strait can’t sing”

7. “Elect Hillary In 2024”

8. “Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor”

9. “I Love Obamacare and Chuck Schumer”

10. “Al Franken Is My Hero”

11. “I Side With Jane Fonda”

12. “It’s Trump’s Fault”

13. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion”

And the last sticker is…

14. “I’m Here To Confiscate Your Guns”

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive, wins.



  1. I am unable to participate as I first of all would never set foot inside of a Prius, let alone even touch any of those bumper stickers.
    I would set up some where along the route to do justice to the participants that do come by… LOL LOL

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