YES…Nature Is Incredible

The Agitated Nun

Angry angry nun - Caption | Meme Generator

 

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery…

 He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked. 

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” 

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. 

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

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CHURCH HUMOR

THE SPHINX—MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

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Newsom is a retarded Democrat.  They create a problem by raising the felony law to $950.00 ( below that is petty theft ).  Then don’t arrest the thieves.  They created the problem and now want to spend a billion to put cops in stores.  No wonder Nancy is moving to Florida. 

https://nypost.com/2021/12/18/gavin-newsom-turns-on-criminals-with-smash-and-grab-proposal/

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About 40 states need to do this.  Biden dumps illegals in over a hundred cities, after midnight with no notification or COVID test.

https://nypost.com/2021/12/12/ron-desantis-fights-back-against-biden-immigrant-flights-devine/

The Murdaugh Files.  I’m beginning to think he was involved in the killing of his wife and son.

https://nypost.com/2021/12/09/alex-murdaugh-hit-with-21-new-charges-from-6m-in-alleged-swindles/

https://nypost.com/2021/12/13/alex-murdaugh-embarassed-he-tried-to-stage-his-own-death/

Mrs. Fields employees are laid off.

https://www.theonion.com/mrs-fields-ceo-under-fire-for-laying-off-1-000-employe-1848187266

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5LrpjOvZ9AIVjStMCh2JSgfQEAAYASAAEgKMufD_BwE

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Truth in government is a far-distant reality.  They deliberately lie at the CBO.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/12/10/cbo-score-n2600444

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/cbo-finance-build-back-better-biden/2021/12/10/id/1048217/

Get along little doggie.

https://nypost.com/2021/12/12/300-arrested-on-gulf-coast-including-92-alleged-gang-members/

Violence comes to Hollywood when politicians and movie stars are afraid the law will be enforced.

https://nypost.com/2021/12/13/vicente-fernandez-memorial-interrupted-by-shooting-on-hollywood-walk-of-fame/

https://redstate.com/

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The Entertainment Editor:  Are you borrowing the title from the TV show or movie, LL ?

Help America Cat:  Both, if it will help save America.  We are in a tight spot.

It is like being trapped in a time-machine.  Inflation and gasoline are as out of control as they were under Jimmy Caaarrrter.  Joe and Jill shrank the Carters.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2021/12/10/inflation-hits-39year-high-n2600423

https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/bidens-tower-over-carters-in-photo-during-visit-to-georgia/

We are going to reverse the Fantastic Voyage and bring them back to regular size.

Americans want Jimmy Caaarrrter back to improve the economy.  He might even send our Embassy hostages back to Iran or maybe the Taliban this time.

https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2021/12/10/nyt-welcome-back-to-malaise-covid-style-n434578

https://www.britannica.com/event/Iran-hostage-crisis/Conflict-and-resolution

Give money to someone else.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/12/15/nolte-woke-salvation-army-struggles-for-donations-volunteers/

If ole Chris and Andy don’t get a job with Netflix they might help bring Jimmmmmy back.  Maybe Chris Wallace can replace Chris Cuomo on CNN.  He will have to get his own Pedophile Producer.  

https://nypost.com/2021/12/11/7-jobs-andrew-and-chris-cuomo-can-do-now-that-theyre-unemployed/

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/breaking-chris-wallace-to-leave-fox-news/

https://www.wionews.com/world/chris-cuomos-cnn-producer-arrested-for-enticing-girls-for-sexual-training-might-face-10-years-in-jail-436180

Hillary refuses to retire while there is a buck to be made.

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-to-teach-masterclass-on-losing-elections

The white privilege special.

 

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