A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery…
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, “No money in the bank.”
“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.
He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”
Newsom is a retarded Democrat. They create a problem by raising the felony law to $950.00 ( below that is petty theft ). Then don’t arrest the thieves. They created the problem and now want to spend a billion to put cops in stores. No wonder Nancy is moving to Florida.
The Entertainment Editor: Are you borrowing the title from the TV show or movie, LL ?
Help America Cat: Both, if it will help save America. We are in a tight spot.
It is like being trapped in a time-machine. Inflation and gasoline are as out of control as they were under Jimmy Caaarrrter. Joe and Jill shrank the Carters.
If ole Chris and Andy don’t get a job with Netflix they might help bring Jimmmmmy back. Maybe Chris Wallace can replace Chris Cuomo on CNN. He will have to get his own Pedophile Producer.
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