TODAY’S MEMES

 

 

 

Who’s the Expert?

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great- grandchildren in Boston.  Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, “If there’s anything you want to know, just ask me.”

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The Wedding Text

 

A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father.”

His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”

His Father replies: “I know.”

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THE SPHINX—GENERATIONS

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Biden’s Minister of Truth is appointed–Life expectancy of the agency is longer than CNN+, but not past the next Presidential election.  Someone take it to The Supremes.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/bidens-new-speech-nazi-has-an-embarrassing-past/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/29/blue-state-blues-i-cant-wait-until-conservatives-run-the-disinformation-governance-board/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/29/bidens-disinformation-chief-nina-jankowicz-online-gender-disinformation-of-kamala-harris-a-threat-to-democracy-and-national-security/

This retarded ” C ” wants to lock you up for criticizing her.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/07/02/democrat-rep-frederica-wilson-people-who-mock-members-of-congress-should-be-prosecuted/

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Musk is trying to move Twitter’s Headquarters to Texas, but all the moving trucks are taking illegals to all 50 states.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/04/29/texas-rancher-offers-musk-land-in-texas-for-twitter-hq-n2606515

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There is a baby formula shortage.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2022/04/29/scary-bidens-supply-chain-shortage-hits-the-baby-formula-market-n557773

Vote Democratic.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/04/29/massive-food-inflation-farm-prices-up-31-as-eggs-meat-vegetables-chickens-dairy-corn-and-wheat-soar/

These miserable Republicans deserve to lose.  With a majority in sight they want to sell out.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/04/28/republicans-propose-immigration-compromise-in-attempt-to-fully-surrender-at-the-border-n557213

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/04/29/senate-republicans-find-the-worst-possible-time-to-restart-immigration-talks-with-democrats-n2606521

I don’t believe the R’s either.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/27/gop-will-want-joe-and-hunter-biden-to-explain-these-5-laptop-reveals-if-they-take-congress/

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The facts are missing concerning the bully’s past.  The parents should be sued.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/27/bully-chucks-flaming-tennis-ball-at-6-year-old-boys-face/

This is a good punter.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/04/22/matt-araiza-nfl-draft-viral-punter

Biden wants to silence Twitter.  This woman should be on The Supremes.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/04/28/bidens-new-disinformation-panel-led-by-woman-who-thought-hunters-laptop-was-russian-disinfo-n2606508

Kennedy exposes another liar.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2022/04/28/sen-john-kennedy-exposes-biden-nominee-epic-way-n2606495

We know the DOJ is a branch of the Democratic Party.

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/biden-doj-coordinated-legal-assault-georgia-election-integrity-law

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There is no surprise here.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2022/04/18/progressives-shocked-to-find-gun-buybacks-dont-decrease-gun-crime-n552020

NFL news.  Latinos demand Cleveland change the name of their team.

https://www.theonion.com/deshaun-watson-s-contract-includes-clause-voiding-guara-1848795168

https://www.breitbart.com/

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This is for our Zoomers.

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-just-announced-these-9-new-woke-emojis

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIq4KNjNyZ9wIVexXUAR3B-g_DEAAYASAAEgKgSPD_BwE

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The Inquiring Editor:  What is generations about, LL ?

The Nocturnal Generation Cat:   It’s just an update of names given to people born between calendar years.  The names vary a little, as Justice Jackson would say, nothing is written in stone.

https://dailyfreepress.com/2021/03/15/generation-names-explained/

These people were probably called the Hungry and Cold Generation.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/try-try-and-try-again-why-did-modern-humans-take-so-long-to-settle-in-europe?utm_source=pocket-newtab

We do know that they invented mathematics.  Here is a video uncovered in the Pyramid of Khufu. 

https://abakcus.com/movies/the-art-of-counting-in-the-clan-of-the-cave-bear/

Some people make fun of blondes, but they discovered mathematics.  Mog-ur became the first Sugar Daddy.

Bridgette moved to Egypt and taught the Egyptians how to make things.

https://www.thecollector.com/12-egyptian-hieroglyphs-of-people-and-their-body-parts/

Will our robot lovers have rights ?

https://news.yahoo.com/uncanny-future-romance-robots-already-013111368.html

They will have to fight for them.

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Partial Solar Eclipse over Argentina
Image Credit & Copyright: Aixa Andrada

Explanation: What’s happened to the Sun? Two days ago, parts of South America were treated to a partial solar eclipse — where the Moon blocked out part of the Sun. The featured image shows an image of the partially eclipsed Sun through clouds as it was setting over Patagonia, Argentina. In the tilted image, Earth is toward the right. During the eclipse, the Moon moved partly between Earth and the Sun. Although a visually impressive sight, the slight dimming of surroundings during this partial eclipse was less noticeable than dimming created by a thick cloud. In about two weeks, all of South America and part of North America will experience a total lunar eclipse — where the Earth moves completely between the Moon and the Sun. In about two years, a total solar eclipse will cross North America.

Tomorrow’s picture: planet tail