All the members of the company’s Board of Directors were called into the Chairman’s office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned.
Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.
Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.
The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:
“Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?”
“Oh, no, sir, positively not…!” Ted replied.
“Are you absolutely sure…?” asked the chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her…!”
“You’d swear to that…?”
“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…” insisted Ted.
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was. Predictably, he’s hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. He had some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.
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After weeks in the hospital recovering, he’s at his friend’s house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what’s happened and asks the desert man, “Why’d you ruin my good tea kettle?”
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The desert man replies, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”
This is a parody of Joe telling the mob how to storm the homes of conservative Supreme Court Judges. We used Hitler because he could stay awake during filming.
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Fertilizer is in short supply, but the once Great America is in a quagmire of pronouns, leaks, LGBTQIA+ favoritism, and general crooked D.C. politicians.
The Ocean Cruise Editor: Are you on a sinking ship, LL ?
Life Vest Cat: I sure feel like America is sinking, but the Democrats are predicting a man/woman/they/them/us/who overboard. I bet when the rats start jumping ship it will only be women and children first–none of the liberal BS.
I hope they will be saved—something like this. Tullulah Bankhead is the star. She was the Hollywood Star we reported on a few articles back. She found herself in a bathroom with no toilet paper, the woman in the next stall had no paper or tissue. Tullulah asked if the had 2 fives for a ten.
This is a great movie. Tyrone Power was voted the sexiest man in Hollywood.
We need what this article references, to be as dedicated and ruthless as Pigwoman. No compromises with dems on anything.
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