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Political Cartoons by AF Branco

Political Cartoons by Pat Cross

Political Cartoons by AF Branco

Political Cartoons by Chip Bok

Political Cartoons by Pat Cross

Political Cartoons by AF Branco

 

How to fire an employee

All the members of the company’s Board of Directors were called into the Chairman’s office, one after another, until only Ted, the junior member, was left sitting outside.


Finally it was his turn to be summoned.

Ted entered the office to find the Chairman and the other four Directors seated at the far end of the boardroom table.

Ted was instructed to stand at the other end of the table, which he did.

The Chairman looked Ted squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, he asked:

“Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Floyd?”

“Oh, no, sir, positively not…!” Ted replied.

“Are you absolutely sure…?” asked the chairman.

“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her…!”

“You’d swear to that…?”

“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Miss Floyd, anytime, anywhere…” insisted Ted.

“Good, then you fire her!”

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Whatta Whistle?

10 Best Tea Kettles for Gas Stoves in 2020 - Chef's Pencil

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was. Predictably, he’s hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. He had some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

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After weeks in the hospital recovering, he’s at his friend’s house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what’s happened and asks the desert man, “Why’d you ruin my good tea kettle?”

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The desert man replies, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”

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Things running thru my mind while rocking in the chair on my back porch….

I had amnesia once—or twice….

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

My weight is perfect for my height–which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.

Is it me –or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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THE SPHINX—LIFEBOAT

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Texas shows parents how to take back their schools.  FJB and the teacher child abusers.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2022/05/08/conservative-parents-sweep-texas-school-board-elections-on-a-theme-of-transparency-no-masks-and-no-crt-in-the-classroom-n561755

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Anyone who trusts the government is either a fool or uninformed.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2022/05/05/birx-cdc-ignored-a-study-documenting-a-lockdowncaused-mental-health-crisis-among-kidsback-in-2020-n2606791

This is a parody of Joe telling the mob how to storm the homes of conservative Supreme Court Judges.  We used Hitler because he could stay awake during filming.

(WAIT! DON’T GIVE UP!  At first glance, many videos appear to be unavailable  in our fast-moving electronic world. The access has been procured by YouTube,  just click on the underlined link in the black box when this happens.)

The Vicky Diary.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/07/vicky-white-seen-at-quality-inn-before-vanishing-with-casey-white/

Video of Democratic criminals trying to influence the Supremes.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/05/tampa-florida-sheriff-shares-video-of-shark-infested-waters/

Oregon is on the ball.

https://www.breitbart.com/health/2022/05/06/oregon-public-schools-stock-feminine-products-boys-bathrooms/

Willie and Melissa cancel concerts.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/07/willie-nelson-melissa-etheridge-cancel-new-orleans-jazz-fest-performances-due-to-covid/

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This is funny.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/06/mazie-hirono-gets-taken-to-the-woodshed-over-one-of-the-most-idiotic-tweets-about-n2606870

You can get lucky, if you know your craft.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/05/antiques-dealer-bought-priceless-2000-year-old-roman-bust-at-thrift-store-for-35/

I hope the newcomers vote for ” America First “.

https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/arts-culture/3479076-americans-are-moving-out-of-major-cities-and-opting-for-southeastern-states-data-show/

I hope the elected Republicans get behind this group.  Give your Chinese Stock Market purchases to them.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/06/turning-point-usa-establishes-super-pac-to-aggressively-promote-america-first-movement/

AP can’t keep current.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2022/05/06/the-ap-changes-its-style-book-after-the-abortion-controversy-and-manages-to-terminate-its-relevancy-n560838

Sony rejects censorship/woke crap, and improves profits.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/05/06/sonys-rejection-of-chinese-censorship-proves-kicking-communists-and-wokeness-to-the-curb-equals-success-n560802

Fertilizer is in short supply, but the once Great America is in a quagmire of pronouns, leaks, LGBTQIA+ favoritism, and general crooked D.C. politicians.

https://www.axios.com/2022/05/06/fertilizer-prices-food-securtiy

Havana has a big hotel to explode.  Rumors say Bernie Sanders made it out OK.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/06/havana-cuba-hotel-saratoga-explosion-search-is-on-for-survivors/

You don’t need to speak, just because you can.  Amigo is going to send me on a tour to tell multi-millionaires to shut up.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2022/05/06/public-relations-giant-tells-clients-to-keep-the-abortion-issue-out-of-their-mouths-n561024

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Those old Democrats.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-continue-proud-tradition-of-wearing-white-masks-to-show-political-affiliation

Levis can be replaced with other jeans.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/26/levis-unzipped-woke-jeans-exposed-for-leftist-leanings/

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5dfx_fmv9wIVknxvBB1vFwtpEAAYASAAEgJTePD_BwE

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Where will it end ?

https://www.theonion.com/embarrassed-woman-sneaks-out-of-house-morning-after-sex-1848799537

Kamala has a life ring.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/30/feminist-voters-wanted-kamalot-of-harrisbut-got-kam-a-little/

Is your phone secure ?

https://nypost.com/2022/04/30/signs-your-iphone-or-android-is-infected-by-dangerous-hackers/

https://redstate.com/

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The Ocean Cruise Editor:  Are you on a sinking ship, LL ?

Life Vest Cat:  I sure feel like America is sinking, but the Democrats are predicting a man/woman/they/them/us/who overboard.  I bet when the rats start jumping ship it will only be women and children first–none of the liberal BS.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/04/22/its-time-to-head-for-the-lifeboats-democratic-fatalism-intensifies/

I hope they will be saved—something like this.  Tullulah Bankhead is the star.  She was the Hollywood Star we reported on a few articles back.  She found herself in a bathroom with no toilet paper, the woman in the next stall had no paper or tissue.  Tullulah asked if the had 2 fives for a ten.

This is a great movie.  Tyrone Power was voted the sexiest man in Hollywood.

We need what this article references, to be as dedicated and ruthless as Pigwoman.  No compromises with dems on anything.

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2022/04/28/conservatives-are-not-giving-spineless-leaders-any-second-chances-n2606374

Let the dems hang on the side of the lifeboat.

DeSantis says let the colleges provide the lifeboats.  I still think the plan should be terminated today.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/04/30/ron-desantis-absolutely-nails-it-on-student-debt-forgiveness-n558151

Why Are Rolls-Royce Cars So Expensive?

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