Gun Logic

Funny gun quotes


Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smart Phone ownership to 21.

If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry, USA.

The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.

Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.

When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.

The NRA (National Rifle Association) murders 0 people and receives ZERO dollars in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.

I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms. While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration, Voter I.D., and candidates running for office.

Folks keep talking about another Civil War. One side knows how to shoot and probably has a trillion rounds. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use. Now tell me, how do you think that would end?

Don’t be afraid to share this. There’s more logic and common sense expressed here than probably anything you have seen on the news today.

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THE SPHINX—THE SECRET SERVICE AND COUPINS

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I have learned to expect the worst of everything in the Joe/MSM Administration.  The Forest Service can’t even do a controlled burn.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/27/retired-fed-might-have-known-about-buffalo-shooters-plans-n2607928

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2022/05/28/u-s-forest-service-takes-responsibility-new-mexicos-largest-wildfire/

The Uvalde shooting is looking more bizarre.  The teacher with a propped open door is how the killer gained entry.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/05/29/uvalde-bragged-about-having-own-swat-team-but-unclear-if-they-showed-up-to-shooting-n2607945

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2022/05/29/exclusive-many-border-patrol-agents-cops-who-responded-to-uvalde-school-shooting-uninvited-from-biden-event/

https://www.heraldbanner.com/news/local_news/uvalde-killer-came-through-door-propped-open/article_8c8466ee-de04-11ec-9642-9f5ce0797d09.html

https://www.meridianstar.com/news/nation_and_world/timeline-texas-elementary-school-shooting-minute-by-minute/article_354b375e-601e-5f75-8bcc-216ae195f431.html

https://kfor.com/news/watch-live-police-answer-questions-over-response-to-uvalde-shooting/

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Some sports teams support child mutilations.  I try to stop writing about this, but organizations want your child’s soul.

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/why-are-the-detroit-tigers-funding-gender-transition-surgeries-for-minors/

Good for Kapler.  Maybe he will protest 107,000 overdose deaths, largely because of an open border and drugs.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/27/giants-gabe-kapler-to-skip-national-anthem-in-wake-of-shooting/

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2022/05/28/gabe-kaplers-gigantically-bad-take-on-uvalde-n571286

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Amigo found one sports team that is on the right track.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/27/models-behind-oilers-bench-capture-the-internets-attention/

This governor is no woker.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/27/republican-gov-charlie-baker-vetoes-democrat-plan-giving-drivers-licenses-to-illegal-aliens/

A hero mom, and computer repairman.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/05/28/win-computer-repairman-forces-media-to-make-important-admission-about-hunter-biden-laptop-n571372

This cop needs to be working in Joe’s Cabinet.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/28/lap-dance-nypd-cop-suspended-following-tirade-with-nj-police/

A riddle for you.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/can-you-solve-albert-einstein-s-famous-house-riddle?utm_source=pocket-newtab

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What shortages ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-likelihood-of-surviving-apocalypse-directly-proportional-to-how-many-items-youve-purchased-from-conservative-podcasts

https://www.breitbart.com/

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Elon is their target.

https://www.theonion.com/knife-wielding-tesla-kills-pedestrian-1848881478

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI5vCq3bfu9wIVChpMCh1KKwaQEAAYASAAEgLKNvD_BwE

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The Coupon Editor:  Are we going back in time, LL ?

Raleigh Coupon Cat:  Just for educational purposes, many of our loyal readers aren’t aware that only a few years ago you could purchase many things with coupons.  Here are some.

I apologize, many companies had coupons. I got side tracked like Biden’s Truth Minister.  These are interesting. 

https://www.cnet.com/pictures/coolest-vintage-vacuum-cleaner-ads/10/

With all the problems the Secret Service has with Working Women in Colombia, alcohol in South Korea, and bottoming out the President’s Limo in Ireland, Amigo has developed a Coupin Book.  It’s good for any country in any language.  Here is a secret video on how it works.

Amigo is sure he will make more money than Elon Musk.  SS violations are like an iceberg, only ten percent is visible.  These made the news.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1390080/Bet-didnt-coming-President-Obamas-armour-plated-car-The-Beast-scuppered-ramp.html

They would be covered in South America, if anyone still lives there.

https://www.cnn.com/2012/04/17/tv/inside-the-world-of-the-secret-service-former-agent-dan-bongino-explains-says-colombia-scandal-is-disgraceful/index.html

In South Korea the agents would get a 10% discount for drinking Soju.  It is only 20 percent alcohol by volume.  If they bring the empties back to DC they will be given to BLM for Molotov Cocktails.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/drinks/a16752958/soju-korean-liquor/

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/secret-service-agents-drunken-altercation-korea

Amigo has a free Laptop Pack if new Coupin Books are ordered before the midterm elections.  They will hold the discrete personal items that modern agents need.

https://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/124380?page=mid-size-bungee-pack&bc=50-816&feat=816-GN1&csp=a&pos=6

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Save these for your next generation kinfolk who will read about the Covid Scam one day.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Unusual Pictures For Today

No wasted pulp here

In the Nottingham estate in Zimbabwe they grow oranges for extracting juice.  Watch what they do with the extra pulp.

The Truth Is…..

The Value of Truth | Philosophy Talk

You Shouldn’t Cut Off the Bread’s Crust. It’s Full of Vitamins.
In a 2002 German study, researchers found that the baking process produces a novel type of cancer-fighting antioxidant in bread that is eight times more abundant in the crust than in the crumb. That said, it’s more important to serve whole-wheat bread, with or without the crust, because it’s all around higher in nutrients, such as fiber. Make sure the ingredients list “100% whole-wheat flour.” Breads simply labeled “wheat” are usually made with a mixture of enriched white flour and whole-wheat flour and have less fiber.

If You Go Out With Wet Hair, You’ll Catch a Cold.
You will feel cold but will be just fine healthwise, says Jim Sears, a board-certified pediatrician in San Clemente, California, and a cohost of the daytime-TV show The Doctors. He cites a study done at the Common Cold Research Unit, in Salisbury, England, in which a group of volunteers was inoculated with a cold virus up their noses. Half the group stayed in a warm room while the rest took a bath and stood dripping wet in a hallway for half an hour, then got dressed but wore wet socks for a few more hours. The wet group didn’t catch any more colds than the dry. Sears’s conclusion: “Feeling cold doesn’t affect your immune system.”

If You Cross Your Eyes, They’ll Stay That Way.
“There’s no harm in voluntary eye crossing,” says W. Walker Motley, an assistant professor of ophthalmology at the University of Cincinnati College of Medicine. But if you notice your child doing this a lot (when he’s not mimicking a cartoon character), he might have other vision problems.

You Should Feed a Cold and Starve a Fever.
In both cases, eat and drink, then drink some more. “Staying hydrated is the most important thing to do, because you lose a lot of fluids when you’re ill,” says Sears, who adds that there’s no need for special beverages containing electrolytes (like Gatorade) unless you’re severely dehydrated from vomiting or diarrhea.

Gum Stays in Your Stomach for Seven Years.
Your Little Leaguer’s wad of Big League Chew won’t (literally) stick around until high school graduation. “As with most nonfood objects that kids swallow, fluids carry gum through the intestinal tract, and within days it passes,” says David Pollack, a senior physician in the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia Care Network. And even though gum isn’t easily broken down in the digestive system, it probably won’t cause a stomachache, either.

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away.
A handful of blueberries a day will keep the doctor away more effectively. Blueberries are a nutritional jackpot, rich in antioxidants and fiber, and they’re also easy to toss into cereal and yogurt. That said, eating a variety of fruits and vegetables is important to prevent many chronic illnesses, such as heart disease, high blood pressure, and diabetes, down the road.

You Lose 75 Percent of Your Body Heat Through Your Head.
“This adage was probably based on an infant’s head size, which is a much greater percentage of the total body than an adult head,” says Pollack. That’s why it’s important to make sure an infant’s head remains covered in cold weather. (This also explains those ubiquitous newborn caps at the hospital.) But for an adult, the figure is more like 10 percent. And keep in mind that heat escapes from any exposed area (feet, arms, hands), so putting on a hat is no more important than slipping on gloves.

To Get Rid of Hiccups, Have Someone Startle You.
Most home remedies, like holding your breath, hasn’t been medically proven to be effective, says Pollack. However, you can try this trick dating back to 1971, when it was published in The New England Journal of Medicine: Swallow one teaspoon of white granulated sugar. According to the study, this tactic resulted in the cessation of hiccups in 19 out of 20 afflicted patients. Sweet.

Eating Fish Makes You Smart.
For kids up to age three or four, this is indeed the case. Fish, especially oily ones, such as salmon, are packed with omega-3 fatty acids, including DHA (docosahexaenoic acid). “DHA is particularly beneficial in the first two years of life for brain development, cognition, and visual acuity,” says Beverly Hills pediatrician Scott W. Cohen. A 2008 study in Clinical Pediatrics showed an increase in vocabulary and comprehension for four-year-olds who were given daily DHA supplements. Omega-3 options for the fish-phobic? Try avocados, walnuts, and canola oil.

You Shouldn’t Swim for an Hour After Eating.
Splash away. “After you eat, more blood flows to the digestive system and away from the muscles,” says Cohen. “The thinking was that if you exercised strenuously right after eating, that lack of blood would cause you to cramp up and drown.” But that won’t happen. Sears concurs: “You might have less energy to swim vigorously, but it shouldn’t inhibit your ability to tread water or play.”

Every Child Needs a Daily Multivitamin.
Children who are solely breast-fed during their first year should be given a vitamin D supplement. After that, a multivitamin won’t hurt anyone, but many experts say that even if your child is in a picky phase, there’s no need to sneak Fred, Wilma, and company into his applesauce. “Even extremely fussy eaters grow normally,” Cohen says. “Your kids will eventually get what they need, even if it seems as if they’re subsisting on air and sunlight.”

Warm Milk Will Help You Fall Asleep.
Milk contains small amounts of tryptophan (the same amino acid in turkey), “but you would have to drink gallons to get any soporific effect,” says Michael Breus, a clinical psychologist in Scottsdale, Arizona, who specializes in sleep disorders. “What is effective is a routine to help kids wind down,” he says. And if a glass of warm milk is part of the process, it can have a placebo effect, regardless of science.

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Rocket Transits Rippling Sun
Image Credit & Copyright: Michael Cain

Explanation: The launch of a rocket at sunrise can result in unusual but intriguing images that feature both the rocket and the Sun. Such was the case last month when a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket blasted off from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center carrying 53 more Starlink satellites into low Earth orbit. In the featured launch picture, the rocket’s exhaust plume glows beyond its projection onto the distant Sun, the rocket itself appears oddly jagged, and the Sun’s lower edge shows peculiar drip-like ripples. The physical cause of all of these effects is pockets of relatively hot or rarefied air deflecting sunlight less strongly than pockets relatively cool or compressed air: refraction. Unaware of the Earthly show, active sunspot region 3014 — on the upper left — slowly crosses the Sun.

Tomorrow’s picture: big dragons

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