Awesome……

“My thanks to Hank Ashmore, The Deplorable Infidel, for this amazing contribution.”
-Sheila Tolley-

THE SPHINX—FUNKY MONKEY

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Nancy Pelosi is going to Hell.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/05/20/san-francisco-archbishop-finally-drops-the-hammer-on-nancy-pelosi-when-it-comes-to-communion-n567517

https://justthenews.com/government/congress/san-francisco-archbishop-bars-pelosi-receiving-holy-communion-over-abortion

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2022/05/20/archbishop-Nancy-Pelosi-communion-abortion/4031653076606/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/05/20/pelosi-barred-from-receiving-communion-over-abortion-stance-n2607598

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The Bear Market is almost here.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bearmarket.asp

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/19/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

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The Hillary Diary.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/05/20/reluctant-witness-devastates-defense-claims-in-special-counsel-criminal-case/

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/05/20/durham-hillary-clinton-lackey-testifies-she-signed-off-on-pushing-false-alfa-bank-story-n567468

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/20/former-clinton-campaign-manager-admits-they-disseminated-shoddy-russian-collusion-n2607587

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Joe’s Secret Service is almost sober.  By the time they arrive back in DC they will be sober, unless the flight attendants serve liquor, or they stop by the new Nancy Piglosi Congressional Liquor Store in the Sam Rayburn Office Building.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10836883/Secret-Service-agents-prepping-Biden-visit-sent-home-Korea-alcohol-fueled-incident.html

https://www.unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/the-house-liquor-store-open-for-business/

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Don’t be like Joe.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/3-simple-habits-that-can-protect-your-brain-from-cognitive-decline?utm_source=pocket-newtab

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/19/bunch-of-sadists-biden-administration-admits-they-saw-a-baby-formula-crisis-comi-n2607494

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/19/nolte-joe-bidens-baby-formula-shortage-forces-children-undergo-surgery/

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The MSM and dems have turned on Elon.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2022/05/19/sp-500-index-drops-tesla-from-list-of-woke-companies-elon-musk-responds-with-perfect-meme-n566806

Vote Democratic.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/bidens-road-to-record-high-gas-prices-may-lead-to-rationing/

For Your Information ( FYI ).

https://www.theblaze.com/news/electric-vehicles-tire-emissions-study

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2022/05/19/raffensperger-were-having-record-turnout-under-law-biden-compared-to-jim-crow/

Many people hope that Biden has one of many health conditions that will force him to retire the day after tomorrow.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/joe-biden-speculation-2024-second-term/2022/05/19/id/1070509/

Musk is still busy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/05/17/musk-on-biden-the-real-president-is-whoever-controls-the-teleprompter-n2607359

For our Banana Republic news media.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2022/05/15/pulitzer-prize-dis-honors-a-diapers-hurdle-and-an-aborted-wordle-n564801

This can’t wait.  I think the accompanying song is Rhythm & Blues.

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-formula-shortage-more-babies-are-switching-to-whey-protein-powder-getting-swole

I hope the Republicans turn out to vote.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/05/19/red-wave-incoming-pollster-indicates-republicans-are-more-energized-than-democrats-by-leaps-and-bounds-n566802

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Johnny hasn’t aged well.

https://www.theonion.com/johnny-depp-loses-all-support-after-fans-realize-they-v-1848937745

https://www.nationalreview.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1s6DgeTr9wIVvBbUAR2tzQM9EAAYASAAEgLdNfD_BwE

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This is like looking in your car at night for your lost phone, while using the light from the phone.

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-disinformation-board-realizes-the-true-disinformation-was-inside-them-all-along

The Hispanics might have left the demdungbeetles.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2022/05/19/auto-draft-571-n470632

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The Primate Editor:  What is a Funky Monkey, LL ?  Is it a dance or maybe politician ?

The Not Tempted Cat:  There are many responses to the question, but I know when to say–almost no comment.  The current answer is a Night Club in Staten Island, New York City.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/emt-shot-in-back-of-ambulance-by-man-in-staten-island/

Monkey Pox is here.  The LGBTQIA+ community should be careful.  We are copyrighting the phrase, Midterm Election Pox.

https://www.science.org/content/article/monkeypox-outbreak-questions-intensify-cases-soar

https://www.nationalreview.com/the-morning-jolt/what-you-need-to-know-about-monkeypox/

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/21/monkeypox-disruption-sexual-health-services

This is a secret video of Biden trying to see who gets the biggest bribe, Pigelosi or Schumer.

Could you show our new loyal readers how wise you have become, TNTC ?

I sure can, and it has been a quest to behold.

This reminds me of when the National Debt Clock had to add another digit.  It was stuck on a 9 trillion maximum–now it is on a 30 trillion dollar deficit.  It could go to 99 trillion, but by then everyone will be dead.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/19/washington-state-preps-for-10-gas-stations-run-out-of-fuel/

https://observer.com/2008/10/durst-to-add-extra-trillion-dollar-digit-to-national-debt-clock/

https://www.usdebtclock.org/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

A Large Tsunami Shock Wave on the Sun
Image Credit: NSO/AURA/NSF and USAF Research Laboratory

Explanation: Tsunamis this large don’t happen on Earth. During 2006, a large solar flare from an Earth-sized sunspot produced a tsunami-type shock wave that was spectacular even for the Sun. Pictured here, the tsunami wave was captured moving out from active region AR 10930 by the Optical Solar Patrol Network (OSPAN) telescope in New Mexico, USA. The resulting shock wave, known technically as a Moreton wave, compressed and heated up gasses including hydrogen in the photosphere of the Sun, causing a momentarily brighter glow. The featured image was taken in a very specific red color emitted exclusively by hydrogen gas. The rampaging tsunami took out some active filaments on the Sun, although many re-established themselves later. The solar tsunami spread at nearly one million kilometers per hour, and circled the entire Sun in a matter of minutes.

Tomorrow’s picture: andromeda now and again

Good Stuff

 The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. –Alice Walker

 The mind is everything. What you think you become. –Buddha

 The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. –Chinese Proverb

 An unexamined life is not worth living. –Socrates

 Eighty percent of success is showing up. –Woody Allen

 

This is one reason China is kicking our ass

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is… ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker–Billy Connolly. “If women are so perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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Enjoy…..

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE