My favorite meme

Unbelievable!…Wow!

My apologies to all monkeys for comparing them to congress!

It’s time to remove congress. All of them. At the same time.  Here’s why!
-Sheila Tolley-

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If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward he banana.

As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray all the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while another monkey makes an attempt with same result … all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other four monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one.

The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, all of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys, replacing it with a new one.

The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment…… with enthusiasm, because he is now part of the “team”.

Then, replace a third original monkey with a new one, followed by the fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

Finally, having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the banana.

Why, you ask? Because in their minds…that is the way it has always been!

This, my friends, is how Congress operates… and this is why, from time to time: All of the monkeys need to be replaced at the same time.

Some people have too much time on their hands…

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THE SPHINX—HANDY DANDY THINGS

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Bow to Biden and the Democrats, kiss their ring.  Impeach Joe before he dies.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/04/29/fox-news-host-bidens-ministry-of-truth-initiative-is-where-we-must-draw-the-l-n2606523

The Indiana Attorney General files suit against BLM and their various partners in deceit.

https://justthenews.com/government/courts-law/indiana-attorney-general-files-suit-against-black-lives-matter-part

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Your President says your children belong to the teachers.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/04/27/bidens-brain-breaks-then-what-he-said-about-kids-in-school-will-make-parents-shudder-n557093

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This house sounds like Joe Biden is selling America.  The only difference is America has 20 million squatters.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/04/27/house-sells-for-a-near-million-dollars-comes-with-a-stranger-who-refuses-to-leave-n556772

This is a great new something.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/27/ed-markey-algorithmic-justice-demands-elon-musk-twitter-bid-is-stopped/

This is a hoot.  Can you spot the criminals ?  This might revel a little about your personality.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/27/mets-cardinals-brawl-erupts-after-nolan-arenado-hit-by-pitch/

https://nypost.com/2022/04/27/brazen-crew-carjacks-man-in-the-bronx-wild-video/

Kamala should begin a talk or game show.

https://redstate.com/freedom-foundation/2022/04/27/kamala-harris-word-salads-expose-more-cluelessness-than-competence-n557016

Stephen’s comments about Irving applies to a majority of Washington politicians that I see/hear.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/29/stephen-a-smith-fed-up-with-kyrie-irving-in-6-minute-rant/

The MSM is pretty sharp, reporting that sex sells.  The R’s in Congress have seen Hillgal, Nancy, Maxine, Hirono, and the others so much that  Sinema’s  46 years old cleavage is a nice change.  The R’s that were swayed must be new to DC, and not told of the Congressional Massage Parlors.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/04/29/new-book-claims-kyrsten-sinema-brags-about-using-her-cleavage-to-persuade-gop-c-n2606536

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cleave

A Disney Officer quits.  Boycott Disney, they haven’t stopped supporting child abuse, they only slithered back under their rocks.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/04/30/disney-csuite-exec-quits-after-three-months-n2606563

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If Senator McConnell is supporting Murkowski’s reelection, the National Republican Party should do everything they can to select a new Republican Senate leader.  McConnell is a rich Swamper.

https://www.newsweek.com/mcconnell-backs-murkowski-2022-defying-trumps-demand-expel-rinos-opposing-him-1573023

Be like China, own a piece of America.

https://www.theonion.com/breaking-the-onion-has-purchased-a-0-000000125-stak-1848808167

https://www.breitbart.com/

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Danger, Danger.  The first video shows Robot marrying Reynolds Wrap Woman.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/espresso-martinis-are-ruining-your-health/

Watch these movies before moving to California, or any sanctuary state.

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-13-pro-choice-films

https://redstate.com/

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The Anticipating Editor:  Your title sounds interesting, LL.  What is it about ?

The What Works Cat:  These are some handy-dandy ideas.  The first one is how to make a hologram.  Amigo tried it out and got a Princess.

https://nypost.com/2022/04/17/iphone-trick-can-turn-your-phone-into-3d-hologram-projector/

Some of these tips will help you feel better.  Pigleosi has the cedar chips in every Democratic HOR members office suite.

Here is a cooks delight.  It sounds like a California border town or the Chinese soldiers.

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/how-to-make-panna-cotta?utm_source=pocket-newtab

TAE:  Weren’t you a good cook for a time, TWWC ?

I was a chef, until I jumped on the counter while Amigo was making a Tuna Salad.  He grabbed my tail and swung me around and around.  The centrifugal force was so strong that I couldn’t bite or scratch him.

Did you stop cooking after that ?

I did, all I can remember is the stove, refrigerator, fireplace, and couch going faster and faster.  Here is what it was like, for the 6 dems in America that believe in science

Sometimes, I still get dizzy when I go past the stove.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_(Tommy_Roe_song)

Astronomy Picture of the Day

First Horizon-Scale Image of a Black Hole
Image Credit: Event Horizon Telescope Collaboration

Explanation: What does a black hole look like? To find out, radio telescopes from around the Earth coordinated observations of black holes with the largest known event horizons on the sky. Alone, black holes are just black, but these monster attractors are known to be surrounded by glowing gas. This first image resolves the area around the black hole at the center of galaxy M87 on a scale below that expected for its event horizon. Pictured, the dark central region is not the event horizon, but rather the black hole’s shadow — the central region of emitting gas darkened by the central black hole’s gravity. The size and shape of the shadow is determined by bright gas near the event horizon, by strong gravitational lensing deflections, and by the black hole’s spin. In resolving this black hole’s shadow, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) bolstered evidence that Einstein’s gravity works even in extreme regions, and gave clear evidence that M87 has a central spinning black hole of about 6 billion solar masses. Since releasing this featured image in 2019, the EHT has expanded to include more telescopes, observe more black holes, track polarized light,and is working to observe the immediately vicinity of the black hole in the center of our Milky Way Galaxy.

Tomorrow’s picture: martian sun

 


 

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