I Hear You….

“You are sick of Gloom, Doom and Politics….so relax and enjoy these beautiful pictures.”

-Sheila Tolley-

 

THE SPHINX—GET A FRIEND

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Alec Baldwin is giving advice on work place violence.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/24/you-cannot-make-this-up-did-alec-baldwin-really-offer-commentaryon-workplace-safety-n2607713

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If Joe gets out of office alive, all of the Biden’s family wealth should be confiscated under the RICO Act.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/05/wow-joe-biden-admits-purpose-comes-gas-prices-going-incredible-transition-god-willing-less-reliant-fossil-fuels-video/

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Milwaukee and Wisconsin are great supporters of woke, arsonist, and sanctuary status for criminals, enjoy your victory.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/23/nolte-biden-baby-formula-crisis-hospitalizes-milwaukee-infants-with-malnutrition/

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The Hillary File.  The campaign manager not being questioned came out after the Mueller cover up was released.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/05/22/apparently-while-investigating-trump-russia-robert-mueller-and-andrew-weissmann-never-interviewed-clinton-campaign-manager-robby-mook/

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/05/23/durham-drops-another-bombshell-reveals-fbi-lied-about-hillary-clinton-supplied-disinformation-n568924

https://justthenews.com/accountability/russia-and-ukraine-scandals/prosecution-tries-establish-materiality-sussmann

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He was an Easy Rider.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/21/inside-the-home-where-dennis-hoppers-marriage-unraveled/

For our baseball fans.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/21/mlb-cant-stop-ruining-its-own-product-with-needless-changes/

At first look, I thought it was in San Fran Nancy’s place.  Does any government agency, business, or any other group tell the truth ?  Is Irish Whisky watered down ?

https://nypost.com/2022/05/21/dublin-airbnb-listing-features-tent-on-a-concrete-slab/

Joe should say, if China invades Taiwan we will not import anything from them. The world would go into a depression.  100 million people in America would be dead in 4 months.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/23/white-house-cleans-up-after-biden-again-claims-u-s-has-military-commitment-with-taiwan/

Stacey Abrams, the skanky, slovenly, crook of the home of the Cherokee Rose says Georgia is the worst state in the union.  Get Spartacus as a running mate and you guys win the 2024 Election.

https://statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official-item/georgia/state-flower/cherokee-rose

https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/elections/democrat-abrams-pitch-become-governor-says-georgia-under-gop-worst-state

Kellyanne has a book.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2022/05/23/kellyanne-conways-new-memoir-rips-fauci-kushner-and-husband-george-while-praising-trump-n568660

Fly the friendly skies.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/24/united-airlines-worker-fired-after-brawl-with-ex-nfl-player-brendan-langley/

Walmart pulls Juneteenth ice cream.  Why can’t you morons just sell stuff–no political messages?

https://nypost.com/2022/05/24/walmart-pulls-juneteenth-themed-ice-cream-after-backlash/

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Maybe Durham will get one bitch off the streets, and give her a prison collar.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/trump-russia-trial-of-hillary-clintons-alfa-bank-lawyer-opens/

https://nypost.com/video/tiktoker-tests-dogs-shock-collar-on-herself/

On second thought, the judge appears to be a bitchette.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/16/hillary-aoc-donors-among-jury-pool-in-ex-clinton-lawyers-trial/

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American’s still can-do when things are tough.  Probably, White-Privilege was clearly an advantage.

https://www.theonion.com/heroic-passenger-provides-emergency-beverage-service-af-1848917400

https://thefederalist.com/

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Everyone has a crisis.

https://babylonbee.com/news/484-year-old-methuselah-goes-through-midlife-crisis-purchases-expensive-convertible-sports-camel

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Lonely Editor:  Doesn’t everyone have friends, LL ?

Dear Tabby Cat:  No, President Truman said, ” You want a friend in Washington?  Get a dog .”

https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/harry_s_truman_141641

As almost every discerning reader knows, The Sphinx is fair above everything, but publishes the truth.  In keeping with the advancement of women in our society we have adjusted the phrase to, ” If you want a bitch in Washington, pick one of these.

Nancy Pelosi, Hillgal, Maxine Waters, Senator Hirono, AOL, Ilhan Omar, Pocahontas, all of the hosts on The View, Hanoi Jane Fonda, HOR member Ayanna Pressley, Dianne Feinstein, all women on any MSNBC or CNN programs, Senator Murkowski from Alaska, Barbara Streisand, Cher, the co-founders of BLM, Oprah Winfrey, any female in Joe’s Cabinet, Whitmer from Michigan, Stacey Abrams, and Jen Psuxi.  I’m sure I overlooked a few.

TLE:  What about men, DTC ?

I almost forgot.  These are like cheerleaders on a ball team, The Bitchetts.

These include, Schumer, Nadler, Schiff, Jim Clyburn from South Carolina, Romney, most late nite TV hosts, most of the Sunday talk show hosts, Spartacus from New Jersey, both Cuomos, DeBlasio, Howard Stern, Robert DeNiro, Hunter, and President Corleone.  The head Bitchette is Vindman ( ex whistleblower-current traitor ).

I don’t watch any video of the people mentioned above.  This is Joe when he finally returns to Middle Earth.  His legacy will be that he was old, on medication, and had 1 terrorist killed.

I liked one article about Jen Psuxi, it said she pslithered off to MSNBC.  PFJP and Joe.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Wisdom of a Father

I Did Not Know This……

The EQUATOR – It is a precise line between the Northern Hemisphere and the Southern Hemisphere. We all learned in school that water goes down a drain clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and just the opposite in the Southern Hemisphere. But who knew this simple activity could be so precise? Watch the attached video, and you’ll see it with your own eyes. The Equator Line passes through Kenya and Tanzania. This video demonstrates how precisely the earth’s rotational forces work . . . . . even when the drains being used are just a few feet apart!

 

 

Roses Are Red…..

Personal Protection

A liberal fella asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion. I suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells. A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work.

(Those Biden voters are not real smart.)

      

 

Sometimes you gotta fake it

Image result for pic of 2 mongoose

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word “mongooses.” Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: “I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.”

Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. “Everyone knows no fully stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,” he typed. “Please send us two of them.”

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Why Israeli Husbands Don’t Cheat

Astronomy Picture of the Day

NGC 4565: Galaxy on Edge
Image Credit & Copyright: Michael Sherick

Explanation: Magnificent spiral galaxy NGC 4565 is viewed edge-on from planet Earth. Also known as the Needle Galaxy for its narrow profile, bright NGC 4565 is a stop on many telescopic tours of the northern sky, in the faint but well-groomed constellation Coma Berenices. This sharp, colorful image reveals the galaxy’s boxy, bulging central core cut by obscuring dust lanes that lace NGC 4565’s thin galactic plane. NGC 4565 itself lies about 40 million light-years distant and spans some 100,000 light-years. Easily spotted with small telescopes, sky enthusiasts consider NGC 4565 to be a prominent celestial masterpiece Messier missed.

Tomorrow’s picture: pixels in space

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE