Listen Up America….

AMEN! You will like this….

ON MY QUOTEBOX…Get on track

Our Intelligence Agencies can track the particular calf, from a cow with Mad Cow Disease, to the proper stall in Venezuela.

But our Marshal of the Supreme Court and her 260 employees, including members of the court’s police force, cannot track the person who leaked Justice Alito’s draft opinion.

Amazing, huh?

-Sheila Tolley-

 

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I really wish Parents understood this…….

This guy is RIGHT ON!

THE SPHINX—LOVE

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This is wonderful, Joe and his lackeys are already preparing for, what I hope are, many trials and an impeachment of retarded Joe Biden.  Say it ain’t so-Joe.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/05/14/gearing-up-for-g-o-p-gains-white-house-braces-for-barrage-of-inquiries/

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Melania said Vogue covers are for 20 year old people with low self-esteem. The photo shop does the work.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/05/14/melania-trump-finally-addresses-being-snubbed-by-vogue-n2607253

Drew Brees’ announcer job didn’t work out.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/15/drew-brees-done-at-nbc-after-one-season-as-nfl-analyst/

I have almost stopped writing about attacks on Tucker, Trump, or DeSantis.  That’s the dem’s 5 year old plan.  Race will pop up now an then.  I hope the midterms give super majorities to the Patriots.

Keep voting for the DemocRATS.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/05/15/as-inflation-jolts-grocery-prices-shoppers-turn-to-bargain-hunting/

The Queen feels like she’s 86.  She must have some of Prince Andrew’s Methamphetamine.  She might be glad to be getting rid of Harry, Meghan, Putin, Jinping, and commie Biden.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10812857/Queen-smiles-arrives-Royal-Windsor-Horse-Show.html

Nancy Pigleosi is the biggest ” C ” in The District of Columbus.  She should be tried for treason, convicted, and sent to Guantanamo Bay.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2022/05/15/nancy-pelosi-just-had-a-broken-clock-moment-on-inflation-n564832

I hope she dies a natural death at her desk, like this.

Will Pigwoman get to water her lawn every day ?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/southern-california-cannot-afford-green-lawns-as-drought-forces-unprecedented-water-cuts/ar-AAWHcse

This couple needs some advice.  The puppy is a Pit bull, check your doors, a key under the mat went out when Al Gore invented the internet.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/whose-dog-is-this-tennessee-couple-wakes-up-to-find-a-mysterious-dog-in-their-bed/ar-AAXiCRs?cvid=2bb9dda3921642e98fcca0a1f6a726ee

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Amazon snuggles up closer to the Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/07/biden-grants-amazon-10b-contract-despite-pledge-oppose-union-busting/

They’re heeere.

https://www.theonion.com/aliens-making-first-contact-excitedly-ask-to-meet-princ-1848739014

https://www.nationalreview.com/

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You can rest easy.

https://babylonbee.com/news/25-things-more-effective-than-the-covid-vaccine

https://www.oann.com/

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The Cupid Editor:  Do cats love, LL ?

Itching Like A Man In A Fuzzy Tree Cat:  We sure do, but not like people.  Here is one opinion.

https://aeon.co/essays/love-is-both-wonderful-and-a-dangerous-evolutionary-trick?utm_source=pocket-newtab

I think everyone loves differently, with different types of loves.  Overall, the greatest love is a mother’s for her children.

Here is a different love, love of killing people.  Return with us to those thrilling days of yesteryear.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathy_Boudin

The killers stick together.

https://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/presidential-campaign/28339-obama-and-bill-ayers-together-from-the-beginning/

Love is like politics, but not in a country run by Corporate Monopolies and demon democrats, like America.

The same people bitching about this kid running, are probably the same ones that think it is OK to give children puberty blocker drugs, and teach 5 year olds the joy of LGBTQAI+ brainwashing.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/05/kentucky-family-under-fire-for-allowing-6-year-old-to-run-marathon/

May 6 was the 68th anniversary of Roger Bannister breaking the 4 minute mile.  If you believe we can MAGA–Trump or DeSantis would be the man.

A little girl has the answer

 

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

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So True……

I Wish….

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I wish to live forever, I said.

Sorry, said the Fairy, That is the only wish I am not allowed to grant.

Fine, I said. I wish to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people’s best interests.

You crafty bastard, replied the Fairy.

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