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A cabbie and a nun

 

 

THE SPHINX—ACROPHOBIA

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The Arizona Department of Education wants to hook their ten year olds up with pedophiles on the internet.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/05/24/arizona-department-of-education-invites-10-year-olds-to-talk-with-strangers-online-about-their-sexual-identities-n569226

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2022/05/24/an-epidemic-of-sexual-assaults-of-children-in-public-schools-has-been-flying-under-the-radar-n569259

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Biden has a new word for recession/depression—it is transition.  I feel better.  Remember last year when inflation was transitory ?  At least the decision to stop baby-formula production hadn’t been made yet.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2022/05/23/based-on-that-answer-biden-economic-adviser-pretty-much-admits-were-heading-for-a-recession-n2607635

Good news from Texas.  FJB, the NSBA, ABC, NBC, CBS, ESPN, NBA, MLB, NFL, CIA, and the FBI.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2022/05/24/losing-influence-the-texas-school-board-association-ditches-the-national-school-board-association-n569062

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The Wokes in the frozen north have things under control.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/05/24/clueless-college-wrecks-itself-with-pride-poster-promoting-islamic-lesbians-n569099

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Maybe ESPN can go down the tubes like Disney, who owns ESPN.

https://redstate.com/jerrywilson/2022/05/23/why-espn-is-going-down-the-tubes-n568634

I thought Republicans were in charge.  The bureau must have had WOKE moles installed, like Vindman and the other traitors.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/23/census-bureau-undercounted-5-red-states-overcounted-6-blue-states/

The Washington Post should be closed down for hate-speech. 

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/24/washington-post-claims-george-floyd-was-shot-and-killed-by-police/

Buttigieg is stupid.  Europe can rebuild Ukraine.  America is bankrupt.  It will take trillions of dollars or other forms of money.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/05/24/pete-buttigieg-in-europe-says-u-s-backs-marshall-plan-to-rebuild-ukraine/

Just say she is transitory, and the other goof balls are passing through.  She might be the first ex White House, Black, gay, short, commie patsy.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/05/24/new-biden-team-shake-up-causing-turmoil-in-white-house-n569056

The Hillary File.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/05/24/fbi-agent-at-sussmann-trial-just-dropped-a-bomb-about-an-ongoing-investigation-n569303

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/sussmann-billed-clinton-campaign-on-day-of-fbi-meeting-for-work-on-confidential-project-records-show/

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/05/25/durham-brings-the-literal-receipts-connecting-the-alfa-bank-conspiracy-to-hillary-clinton-n569767

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Things might get worse.

https://www.theonion.com/louisiana-police-officer-plants-aborted-fetus-on-black-1848892165

https://www.newsmax.com/

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Give these to the Democrats you work with.

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-thoughtful-mothers-day-gifts-you-can-get-at-the-gas-station-on-the-way-home-from-church

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The  Editor:  Is acrophobia when a politician always lies, LL ?

The Fearless Cat:  No, they lie to get reelected and get more bribe money.  Acrophobia is a fear of heights.  Here are some ideas.

https://psychlopaedia.org/health/republished/health-check-why-are-some-people-afraid-of-heights/

This article is from California, rinse your eyes after reading, you might get latent stupidity.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2016/12/05/why-cats-get-stuck-in-trees-and-bears-dont/

Heights don’t bother some people.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/mans-family-films-him-jumping-off-cliff-to-his-death-in-spain/

This is a new bridge in Vietnam, and others from around the world.

https://nypost.com/2022/05/08/longest-glass-bottom-bridge-in-the-world-opens-in-vietnam/

TE:  Have you ever been stuck up a tree, TFC ?

I was once.  Amigo hosed me down with the water hose.  I don’t remember, clearly, if I jumped or was water logged and fell.

This is a great skywalk.

https://www.mygrandcanyonpark.com/things-to-do/attractions/skywalk/

So True……

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Ponderisms that make you… well, Ponder

Questions to ponder… | JPAR® - Real Estate

 Questions…


 Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
 
Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway…

Why is ‘bra’ singular and ‘panties’ plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dying?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re going?’

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE………

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.


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TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Titan: Moon over Saturn
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, Space Science Institute

Explanation: Like Earth’s moon, Saturn’s largest moon Titan is locked in synchronous rotation. This mosaic of images recorded by the Cassini spacecraft in May of 2012 shows its anti-Saturn side, the side always facing away from the ringed gas giant. The only moon in the solar system with a dense atmosphere, Titan is the only solar system world besides Earth known to have standing bodies of liquid on its surface and an earthlike cycle of liquid rain and evaporation. Its high altitude layer of atmospheric haze is evident in the Cassini view of the 5,000 kilometer diameter moon over Saturn’s rings and cloud tops. Near center is the dark dune-filled region known as Shangri-La. The Cassini-delivered Huygens probe rests below and left of center, after the most distant landing for a spacecraft from Earth.

Tomorrow’s picture: light-weekend